I live in Maine.
And I’m a Red Sox fan.
(Note to out of staters – this is non negotiable. Yankee fans will be shot on sight.)
But this?
Towering over me as I ate dinner the other night?
Not cool.
I’m guessing subtlety isn’t your strong suit….
But let me leave you with just one word:
Proportion.
Yours truly,
The unfortunate diner who sat in the shadow of these Sasquatch sized mammary glands for far too long.
River's world..... 
Ya, her head is WAY too small for her………….um………… shoulders……
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I feel sorry for the Victoria’s Secret that has to hold those puppies up.
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Puppies? I think they are full grown St Bernard’s and horribly done.
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I thought that was a selfie of YOU! 😀
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Ha! Not in this lifetime….
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That is…frightening.
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Imagine sitting under it during dinner.
*shudders*
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OMG! horrible art!
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I know… right?
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yes! not sure I’d even call it art at this point to be honest! haha
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Well, for her sake…. I sure as hell hope it wasn’t a photograph!
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it does sorts look like a photo was used but the artist was lousy!
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And ta-ta obsessed!
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Sorry, hon. I’m TOTALLY with you on the Yankee hating thing but #GoTribe!! 🙂
As for the unfortunate, um, artwork…I have NO comment!
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That’s okay, as long as you’re anti-Yankee…. you’d be welcome.
Maybe I could get the artist to make you one for your team!
🤣
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I think I’m good, thanks! LOL!!
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But think how nice it would look over your mantel. Or better yet, your chair in the dining room for the full experience.
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HA!!
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Too much sail for a light craft …
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Ha! Brilliant…..
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That is bad art. Just bad. And tacky. But mostly bad. And her boobs are bigger than her head and why are they leaping out?
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Agreed… bad, bad, bad.
As for the leaping, the jury’s still out on that one. But maybe they’re Yankee fans?
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Maybe. I hope no one paid for that art. Lawd.
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Can she bend spoons with those?
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Excellent idea! And from the look of them… she could probably bend iron rods.
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I’d like to watch her crush a full beer can with those!
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Entirely possible, I’m sure.
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But it’s not up there for YOU to look at unless……..
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Believe me when I tell you…. I couldn’t not look. She was huge!
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Where’s Wally?
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If he went in there…… we’ll never find him.
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