It’s that time again.
Maine continuing education says tone up your Chakra!
Oops… my bad. Not that kind of toning.
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Toning for Chakras and Wellbeing
Your voice is one of the most powerful tools of all to reset your entire being to natural healthy patterns. One of the most powerful ways of using the voice to stimulate healing is called toning. In this class you will be introduced to a number of different systems for toning your chakras. We will complete one full sequence together, it is simple, easy and really feels good. No discounts.
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Apologies to all the new age spiritual healers out there, but this sounds like utter nonsense.
Even the description is lame. “… simple, easy and really feels good.”
Well I’ve got news for you, so do Jello shots and I don’t need to pay anyone to teach me how to do them. Tip, swallow, repeat. Easy peasy.
Granted my Chakra is probably not up to date….
Or properly aligned.
But to be honest, I really don’t care.
Heck you can do a quick tune up online for free….
Why pay for a class?
Besides, I tone my voice at home all the time. Why, just the other day I chanted Nooooooo! for a full two minutes when I realized we were out of Klondike Bars.
It was quite cleansing.
Not to mention cheaper.
1 session, Thursday Nov. 15 6:00-8:00pm
$35 non refundable.
River's world..... 
I expect my chakras are out of alignment.
So I’m going to spend 8 minutes doing a FREE tune-up.
I’m going to take the $35 I saved to invest in Klondike bars!
Thanks for the link.
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Now you’re talking!
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My chakra took a hard left turn in 1975 and I haven’t seen it since … probably still sitting in a commune in Taos, New Mexico puffing Kansas gold.
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Ha! Well, let’s hope it’s in tune.
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I only tune my chakras in private. Or for $9.95/ minute.
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Maybe we should all get together and have a communal tuning…..
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And like the concentric circles rippling from a pebble tossed in a lake, the peace and goodwill would flow from our circle and encompass the globe…and the peoples of the world would rejoice!
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I may have inhaled too much sawdust this weekend.
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Maybe just a bit…
😉
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I wish I had the free time and expendable income some people have. SMDH
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Did you go insane writing this post? I think I would have.
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No. But it wouldn’t be a long drive….
😉
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Lol
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You crack me up! I’m pretty hippie dippy, so I work on my chakras more than I do jello shots, but I DO like jello shots.
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This is something we could do together! I’m talking of the Jello shots here.
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Yessssss!
Wait…… was I toning there?
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yesssssssssssssssssss!!
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