Did you know the reason we call annoying and repetitive messages sent online ‘Spam’ is due to the 1970 Monty Python sketch that poked fun at the infamous mystery meat?
And while I can’t abide that gelatinous pink brick either…
My WordPress Spam never fails to disappoint.
Take Will for example –
may you
be rich and continue to help others. I am sure this post has touched all the internet viewers, its really really fastidious article.
Thank you Will.
I pride myself on making my posts as sparkling clean as possible.
And then there’s Katie who read my blog about Ding Dongs and said –
This post actually made my day. You can not imagine just how much time I had spent for this information! Thanks!
Clearly the poor woman had been searching high and low for junk food enlightenment . So glad I was able to help…
Kevin is definitely a fan –
I want the actual valuable material you provide in your
articles.
Thank you Kevin. I shall continue to provide the superior quality posts you’ve come to know and love.
Roger asks –
Where can i give apart my used handicap scooter?
I’m not sure why he thought I would know, as I’m hoping it will be many years before I need one.
And finally, the Pretty Guinea Pig made another appearance with –
Can You Snort 500mg cialis
To which I reply…
No more Cialis for you Randy!
Will, Katie, Kevin, Roger and was it Randy??? They sound like a stellar bunch.
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And Randy the guinea pig was aptly named…
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This reminded me that I haven’t checked my SPAM folder in a bit. Got my day off to a great start with these:
* An impressive share! I’ve just forwarded this onto a co-worker who had been doing a little research on this. And he in fact bought me breakfast simply because I discovered it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanks for spending the time to talk about this topic here on your web site.
* Wow! Thank you! I continually wanted to write on my blog something like that. Can I take a fragment of your post to my blog?
* If you find oneself having trouble recalling information, have a deeply air and chill out. Sometimes all you need is much more time to allow your memory space to access the information. Experiencing pressed for time can result in pressure that inhibits the remember process. Keep in mind that the older you will be, the more it will take to recover information and facts from the storage.
* Don’t acquire declaring bankruptcy softly. Keep in mind that personal bankruptcy adversely influences your credit rating for 7 to 10 years which you’ll have issues receiving personal loans for the initial few several years following filing. Speak to a credit history consultant or an attorney to make sure you comprehend the implications, and therefore this step meets your needs.
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Ha!
Have a deeply air and chill out.
Words to live by.
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If you ever pass through Southern Minnesota, be sure to stop by the SPAM Museum in Austin, MN…and stop by Almost Iowa for a visit. It is just a few miles down the road.
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There’s a Spam museum????
My curiosity is piqued…
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There is.
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Spam in any form is just yucky, and now they have a commercial so you can now make Spam tacos, ugh the spammanity……🤨
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Spam tacos?
That’s just wrong…
🤢
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Yes, I did happen to know that little tidbit of information about spam. And that skit is the only thing I like about that pseudo “food.”
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Agreed. It’s revolting stuff…
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The spam I get are either pleas for help or sex–both meaning money!!
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Interesting. No one wants my money, which is good. But no one wants sex either… hmm.
🤨
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This is great! I loved this whole post!
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They’re so ridiculous…. I just have to share once in a while.
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But how can I also give apart my scooter?
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Sorry, but I have no idea.
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Seriously, how do these crazies find you!? Lol, do you have some sort of neon flashing SPAM light over your blog? Totally going to look up your dingdong post though, I’m pretty sure *I* need that info too.
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Beware, those white Ding Dongs are as addictive as crack.
As for the loonies, I don’t know. Someday I’ll have to search for my neon sign and turn the damn thing off.
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OMG, I laughed WAY TOO LOUD and muchly through this post! Thank you for the LOLZ!
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Spam. The so called meat or the repeated annoyances… always funny.
😉
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Randy better get used to child support garnishments for the next 18 years…
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Lots and lots of garnishments.
You play? You pay. Sorry Randy…
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Did they name it “Randy” before or after they found out about the pregnancies?
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I hope before.
Afterwards seems too easy…
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You still worry me.
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You say that like it’s a bad thing…
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If I didn’t worry, you would think I didn’t care.
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Alright then…
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WP spam is usually funny, done/programmed deliberately to attract attention.
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I enjoy the spam… it makes good post fodder. The attention seeking reeks of desperation though…
😉
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