You…
Or anyone else for that matter.
I’m guessing the Kardashian’s have closets full of those…
But probably not these.
Pokemon friendly leather.
That means plastic… right?
This next item said you’d be the envy of all your friends if you had one.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say if you own an enamel pin collection?
You probably don’t have many friends to begin with.
Do I need to wake up pouting?
Probably not.
I also don’t want to walk around smelling like birthday cake all day.
Christ…
I have a hard enough time avoiding cake as it is.
Now this I could get behind….
But only if I didn’t tell my friend the purpose, and randomly make her lamp go on and off long distance.
*Cue evil laugh*
I’m not sure how blue I’d have to be to enjoy this…
But thankfully I’m not there yet.
River's world..... 
I have an enamel pin collection on my Mustang hat and my Ford hat. *raises left eyebrow*
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*Tilts head… and smiles*
👍
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You still love me, right? RIGHT???
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Of course.
Pins and all…
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*sigh*
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I once bought a relative a jigsaw of their own face. Does that count?
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You can’t wrap yourself in it…. but in the theme of things you don’t need?
Yes.
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but she did have an anecdote… guess what some idiot bought me? a jigsaw of my own face…
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True. She can drink free off that gift for years….
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Those ice cream soap bars are just trouble, trouble I tell you, waiting to happen. I don’t have little kids in my house but I have a friend who had some of those nicely displayed in her bathroom. One day one of her friends 4yr old went to the “potty” and sat there eating one of those. But in my friends defense that kids a brat, she never listens and yells back at her mom. So after about 15 mins of her mother trying to get her to let go of the soap bar, I told her that she was going to be pooping bubbles in school all day the next day. I made her cry, my job was done there.
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Why on earth would pooping bubbles make someone cry? It’s a perfectly delightful alternative…
Kids. What do they know?
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Maybe it was the way I said it, okay I yelled it and I might have said that all the kids would follow her around making fun of her, who knows? lol
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Don’t care.
Still delightful….
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This sort of capricious consumption makes one think fondly of poverty.
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Ridiculous, yes.
But poverty? Not a fan.
I’ll stick to being able to purchase them ….. but taking the moral high ground and ridiculing them instead.
😉
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A cotton wall banner? This is a thing? I don’t need one, but have to wonder/worry about anyone who does need one…
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Agreed.
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Clearly, to display your enamel pin collection, because what’s an enamel pin collection if you can’t display it on a cotton wall banner? Incomplete, of course.
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lol! Well said.
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I would think if you had such a collection…. secretly displaying them on a banner in your bedroom (with the door locked) is the only possible solution.
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Where is the rest of the list? Got any more?
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There were more…. ironically it was a list of “must have” items. I just picked the ones that made me laugh.
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Okay, I’m confused. Are these things that should spark joy? Or are these things that should spark a match…and burn? Mona
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I vote for burn…. but the list wanted you to buy them all.
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I’m kind of fascinated by the BFF light, but would also probably use it as a means to torment my BFF be developing a light/bongo habit.
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It is an intriguing idea. I imagine it as a sort of long distance Clapper. … remember those?
😳
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Yeah, the BFF light is very intriguing. I’m not going to buy it (I’m not!) but I definitely want to look more into it… for science. Like what if it goes off? does that mean she doesn’t want to think about me anymore? Or does she just want to turn the damn light off without it meaning something, lol.
I’m not into that banner at all but those pins though! They are too cute. I have absolutely no use for them and I would never wear them. But they really are adorable.
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The lamps could be like silent texting, work out a code. Two off and ons for let’s get coffee. Three for margaritas.
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Ok, breaking news… For two of them, it costs $190. I’m out.
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Hmm. That’s disappointing…
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And astonishing!😱
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I do believe I would read the cat poems. Nice bathroom book 😉
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Just don’t let your cat read it…. they have enough bad ideas of their own.
😉
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HA!
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I want/need number 26!!!
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If the sample poem is anything to judge by, I think that book was written by my kittens.
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Not pleasant, but when the book sale royalties roll in…. you’ll change your tune.
😉
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Of course I would not spend a dime on any of those products – but I think I do wake up pouting 🙂
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See? Then you really don’t need it…
😊
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