While I’ve been known to Bitmoji on occasion….
And used to see the appeal of texting miniature versions of myself to friends…
I read something this afternoon that made me do a double take.
Yes.
There is now a Bitmoji Bible.
Now I’m not a religious woman, and I admit to never having read the good book cover to cover…. but I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess David never said “Hey Boo” to the giant Philistine.
And if there was a Garden of Eden?
I somehow doubt their trees were in pots.
Jesus wept.
Repeat after me…
Bitmoji is not a contempary language, it’s a collection of bad cartoons.
You’ve made some good points, but they’d be a lot more believable if you’d made them using bitmoji…
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You’re right, of course. Nothing drives the point home like narcissistic selfie cartoons.
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How bizarre! Bizarre bizarre bizarre.
I grew up in Liverpool and there is a scouse version of the Bible (I don’t know if it is the entire Bible Genesis to Revelation, or just parts of it). It is a bit silly really, just highlights the everyday lingo people use.
I had read the scriptures were available in over 2,500 languages – but the quote you mentioned said 3,000. That is quite amazing really.
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3,001 counting Bitmoji.
😉
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but I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess David never said “Hey Boo” to the giant Philistine. <—I thought you were talkin' to ME! And I went EEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!
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Ha! Well, I wasn’t…..
But maybe David was.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek k!
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They are cutesies
And Rusty freakin’ hates cutesies
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Even biblical cutesies?
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Especially Biblical cutesies …
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Agreed!
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I think I know as much about bitmoji as I do Game of Thrones. Or the freaking Bible for that matter (my handbasket to hell has already been rented)…
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Which is why I like to think of my posts as educational.
You’re welcome.
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New churches keep springing up as more and more old venerable structures are abandoned. The new ones look like motherships from planet Zork, or at least like skate board ramps. Sometimes, when out and about, we play a game called, “bank or church?”
It might explain the Bitmoji Bible.
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My favorite are the store front churches. You know the ones… they’re stuck between the pizza joint and the nail salon.
Amen!
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Okay, so I’m going to say I’m old school big time because I have no idea what Bitmoji is nor do I want to know. BUT, it I had to find out what it was/is you did a fabulous job of “educating me” with the above abbreviated Bitmoji lesson. I have to agree, kids now a days will most likely turn to their phones to learn about anything really which is sad. I was shocked when my youngest saw a record player for the first time, he was six and that was an amazing site to see. He hadn’t ever seen a vinyl LP, he’d only ever known CD’s, today kids will only know education via text, sad, truly sad.
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And technology moves so fast… it’s hard to even imagine what will be rotting their children’s brains.
😳
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“it’s a collection of bad cartoons.” That you never get tired of finding and using!!
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Well, they’re in my files…. and sometimes mock me. What’s a girl to do?
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River,
Yeah, yeah — Bible, bitmojis…shock and awe…not really all that shocked or awed. So few things surprise me these days. EXCEPT…I love your cartoon self. Spill, please. Where does one acquire a cartoon self? That’s amazing! Mona
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Cartoon selves are acquired by downloading the Bitmoji app.
https://www.bitmoji.com/
You can personalize it anyway you please….
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My grandad’s favorite quote – other than Jesus wept – was ‘they woke up dead.’
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I don’t think there’s a Bitmoji for that….
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Funny 😀 Now I just need to find out what Bitmoji is
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It’s just a silly app where you can personalize yourself into a cartoon. It was really popular a few years ago…
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Pretty sure there was a lot more nakedness in the garden of eden than what is shown in this version of Bitmoji. Come on Bitmoji a bit more historical accuracy, please.
I remember my daughters using Bitmoji a lot. They were spookily accurate in the images of my offspring.
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Thank you for pointing out what’s really wrong with Bitmoji bible. No fig leaves!
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And here I thought you’d be talking about the Starbucks cup that made it onto the latest episode of GoT. Lord knows everyone else is talking about it to the point that I know. 🙄
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That was a hoot. I missed it the first time and had to go back to find it. Duh!
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I’ve heard they’ve since edited it out.
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Luckily I dvr’d the original.
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You know I always wondered what a Bitmoji of me would look like. 🙂
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There are plenty of choices…. try one!
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I think the Bitmoji is an iPhon thing, correct? I’m an Android user.
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Here you go…
https://www.wikihow.tech/Get-the-Bitmoji-Keyboard-on-Android
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Nice!!!! Thanks! 💕
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I’ll look forward to the unveiling of the cartoon you.
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LOL! OH LOL! You really did it up here! I cracked up so hard, especially winter is coming and the high sparrow. LOLZ!
Imma skip Bible bitmojis. Namaste
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GOT always satisfies…
😉
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