Admit it, you’d thought I’d forgotten about this series.
Well, I didn’t.
And in case you missed chapter 1…
Onward!
Chapter 2.
Chicken etiquette.
(Be honest…
Where else can you find quality blog content like this?
No where, that’s where.)
Chickens are the most common bird on earth.
And since they out number us by 43 billion?
You might want to pay attention.
The uprising could come any day now.
Pecking order is important… and not always based on size. Scientists believe breed, intelligence and personality allow chickens to size up other members of the flock. Knowing your place is what it’s all about.
The usual hen house order goes like this:
The rooster is king.
Let’s call him Jon…
Next is the head hen…
We shall call her Sansa.
Then there’s the sentinel.
Whose name is Arya.
And finally, the weak bottom dweller…
Who, of course… is named Theon.
(Hey, it’s Game of Thrones final season…
It can’t all be about chickens.)
But here’s a tidbit of trivia you probably could have gone all day without knowing.
Cold hearted bitches, chickens.
But who can blame her when a man with better hair comes along?
My mom sent me my father’s cockfighting spurs after he passed away. Pretty barbaric things but I recognized the leather smell when I opened the box…
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Sorry, but that’s a gift I’d rather not have…
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Yeah… But, I hadn’t opened that box since I was a kid. The sport itself was awful (I saw one as a child). Fortunately, my father quit doing it once we moved out of the Florida panhandle…
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What is it with the south? Where we lived, the dog pits were popular. Blood thirsty lot aren’t they….
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A lot of frustration down there. In Texas, if you owned a dog, you kept it inaccessible because some were being taken and used to teach pitbulls how to kill in the ring. The small town I lived in lost several… just lifted out of their yards…
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Yes, that happened in our area as well. Horrible to call that a sport.
😡
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We agree on both “sports”…
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But of course…
Great minds think alike.
😉
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Love the GOT analogies. 😉
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It had to be done…
😉
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HA! The man with better hair.
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He is rather magnificent… no?
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Rather!
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Huh. I didn’t know any of this about hens but now that I do… well, I don’t know what to make of it. I do like your line: “Cold hearted bitches, chickens.” I think I’ll muse on that for a while.
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Most people don’t know what to make of my posts…. but yes, please muse.
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Who knew that chickens had a social order? I wouldn’t be surprised if they all have cell phones and Facebook, Twitter and Instagram social media! lol
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I follow Drinking With Chickens… so it’s entirely possible.
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Yup….still worried.
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Don’t be.
It’s all good…
😉
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Just checking. You must be saving all the meme’s I send you. But one day you can pullet out and post them.
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I have so many files of chicken pics, it’s a bit disturbing.
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so I’m back to my original comment.
‘Still worried’
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But… but…
They do come in handy.
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uh huh….
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So, yeah, my day is now complete. Well, not complete, complete. It will be complete after dinner tonight, which shall be CHICKEN! Maybe even drunk chicken on a can of beer! Life is good. Mona
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Drunken chicken is a beautiful thing….
Enjoy!
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Gawd if only we, as human women, had that sperm ejecting super power, lol! There’d probably be a whole lot less Jerry Springer on the TV.
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Funny story… A girlfriend of mine married Springers best friend from college. She knows him well now and says he’s a wonderful person with a special needs child he adores. Nothing like the idiot host on television. Go figure!
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Wow what a contrast! What a great actor he is then 😱👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Lol, goes to show that tv just isn’t real.
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She says in person, he’s quiet and introspective. Who knew!
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CHICKENS RULE!!!! Never was a question about that!
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Nice to see someone acknowledge it though….
👍
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Not a fan of pompadours, but I got mad respect for chickens.
LURVE the GoT resemblances!
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Alas, Thrones is over… and my memes probably should be as well.
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NEVER!
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I might have a few more in me…
😉
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