Okay ladies, (Or men. I won’t discriminate) have you ever been to Ulta beauty?
I hadn’t until the other day and my only question is…. why the Hell did I wait so long?
I was like a kid in a candy store, happily skipping up and down the product laden aisles. It was lovely… and I came home with bags full of wondrous scents, war paint make up, lotions, soaps and spackle face creams.
A little known fact, but true nonetheless.
The guys will never understand, but a woman’s search for the perfect mascara can be life long.
We need it…. like air.
Am I right?
Of course I am.
Never underestimate the power of cosmetics.
So imagine my excitement when I found this –
Yes, you read it correctly.
Mascara that claims to be better than sex.
You know I had to try it.
The applicator is hourglass shaped…
For obscure Marilyn Monroe reasons.
And while my husband will be glad that I can honestly report it’s not better than sex.
Believe me when I say…
It’s pretty damned close!!
River's world..... 
So, Aquaman is just a normal fat guy with makeup? Am disappoint…
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Imagine how I feel. He was Khal Drogo on Game of Thrones before Aquaman…
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A little color here, a little color there, ahh …perfect
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Color, color everywhere!
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The teen and 20-something me would be in heaven, probably. Now, though, I don’t wear makeup anymore. Just the thought of it makes my face itch.
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I don’t wear it around the house, but when I go out? Still gotta put my face on!
☺️
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It is time to start simplifying my life when it takes more than a toothbrush and a washcloth to get out of the bathroom in the morning …
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If only…
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Oh I love Ulta Beauty! I hadn’t bothered to look for mascara there though. I have a hard time with mascaras, even though your 100% right when you say that it’s a life long thing for us to find “the” perfect one, like men but I’m no expert there so never-mind, lol. Every other one I’ve tried irritates my eyes, the only one I’ve used is Maybelline Great Lash. But now? Better than Sex? I’m willing to endure a little irritation for the sake of beauty.
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I used Great Lash for years… this is greater. But I don’t have irritation problems so I can’t vouch for that factor.
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then!
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Try it.
You’ll like it!
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Better Than Sex. It just depends on what you use the brush for……
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ACK!!
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I think it is time for hubby to take you for an exam–just comparing mascara with sex is enough to be locked up!!!
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Did you see the name of it?
I had to compare…
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Sold! Lol!
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It’s good stuff!
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I had the straight-up Ulta sickness when they finally opened one in our area. I was there every Friday after work like a junkie on payday. Thankfully the sickness only lasted about a year before I realized I was spending like $200 a month there. For makeup! I mean, nobody’s THAT ugly.
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It’s easy to do… I spent $250 first trip.
I’m almost afraid to go back…
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I live for mascara, because I look just like the Panda without it. I’ve never heard of this product. Actually, never heard of Ulta Beauty.
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If you love mascara, you have to try this one. I don’t think I’ll ever use anything else now.
Google an Ulta near you. You won’t be sorry… but your wallet might!
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Ulta is a dangerous place. Even more than Target. Two places I can’t leaving without dropping at least $100.
*Googles mascara*
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I still find it baffling I had never been before. How did that happen…
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