The husband had been sputtering about one for a year, so I knew ….
Naturally he had to have the biggest one they sold…
And we had to rent a damned trailer to get the silly thing home.
Sigh.
Did we need a lawn mower with a cut radius almost as wide as I am tall?
No.
But we’ve got one now.
And contrary to popular belief…. bigger is not better when trying to fit said mower in your shed.
I told him it wouldn’t fit before he bought it.
I told him it wouldn’t fit after he bought it.
You know where this is going, right?
It wouldn’t fit.
Yeah. Who saw that coming?
So now…
His precious car is going to live outside so the even more precious new toy can have half of the garage to itself.
Men and their toys.
Driving women crazy since time immemorial….
He’s going to feel guilty choosing one toy over another and THAT’S ON YOU!
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Me!
And why, pray tell…. is this my fault?
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Well, it can’t be the man’s fault…
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I beg to differ.
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You are just making my case for me…
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I know it’s a novel concept… but sometimes husbands must take responsibility for their choices.
Or at least once in 35 years. Give a girl a break…
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After hubby’s “toy” took the car’s place in the garage, did he try to park his car in the shed?
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No.
But if he had… I would have filmed that as well. For future arguments sake of course.
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I swear to God we are married to clones. We have almost identical mowers. It’s too big for our bloody garden so ‘im indoors wants a bigger garden when we move purely to justify this dodging mower… Words, other than bad ones, fail me
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Indeed. The first time he used it? He had to spend 2 hours push mowing all the places that one wouldn’t fit…
Men!
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…..yup! I’m running out of room for my ‘been there, done that’ t shirt collection!!
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…which is exactly why I won’t buy a rider; I have too many areas to cut around.
It’s just easier for me to push and exercise at the same time.
Still; I’d love to have one, just can’t justify the expense.
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I push mow the front lawn, the upper back and some of the sides because that’s where all my garden beds are. In and out, up and down. No way you’re using the tractor without completely covering my beds with grass…. which he does anyway.
😡
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Oooh! A zero turn mower! Time for a new shed …
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That’s what the big barn was supposed to be for!
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It’s full …
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It most certainly is…
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Haha, oh River your hubby! I love how he tries and tries but nope! Lmao
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It’s mostly because he hates having to admit I’m right!
🤣
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All men do dear, it’s how the universe works.
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Let’s start by saying my husband has an F450 Ford pickup that needless to say doesn’t fit ANYWHERE except the 5000 sq.ft. pole barn. I also swear by the heavens you can barely walk through. He also has TWO of those danged mowers. Although he does mow almost 10 acres. I swear every time he comes home with some other BIG thing I just scratch my head. I’m pretty darn sure there’s another pole barn on the horizon.
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That’s my fear as well. We just built a 2 story barn with farmers porch that was supposed to house everything. Not one single thing it was supposed to house ever went in there.
Not. One.
*Sigh*
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“Driving women crazy since time immemorial….” Excuse me–Eve started it all–look what she did to Adam and women have been doing to men ever since!!
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Adam needed to learn some self control…
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Uh oh, can-o-worms has been opened. LoL
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I think that can of worms has been open a loooooong time!
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Hysterical that he keeps on trying and trying to fit that sucker in there, lol! Like Austin Powers when he’s trying to make that 3 point turn in a hallway? 😆 I bet he was grumbling after realizing that was not its new home, lol. Salt in the wounds that his wifey did the whole “told ya so”!
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Oh, I never say I told you so. That’s too easy…
But I do have a special smile I save for occasions like these.
😉
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Even more wicked… NOT saying I told you so! 😈
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What you don’t say with words, you make up for with a video. … and blog.
haha
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Yes, but thankfully he doesn’t read or see them!
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I thought of that scene, too! 😂😂😂
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You’re making me want to go look that up….
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Hilarious! And that video is better than mine…is that Oscar whispers that I can hear…?
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Sshh! Let me listen….
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If it had been me, I would have rather cut the doors out some more or just put a whole other face on the shed.
But that’s me
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The whole thing was slated to be torn down 7 years ago. You see it’s still standing….
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Yes, it did look to be in rough shape.
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***
Sadly I have done similar things before.
Like this one time I bought a upright freezer to put in this spot in our ‘mud’ room. Sadly, after taking the door frame apart (the one thing I did measure) to get the freezer inside, it just did NOT fit where it needed to go. Needless to say, now it sits on the back deck
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Men.
Size is so important to you… but you never want to measure!
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Actually, it was the wife that wanted the size we got. I tried to make it fit, but nope… wouldn’t.
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Bigger is not always better. Or feasible…
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If there’s not room for it, I’ll take it. I’d like to take about half an hour off my grass cutting time… and I’ll just chain it up outside somewhere.
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I doubt he’d be willing to give it up just yet….
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I think the new toy should be christened “The Struggle Bus.” Also, since it now takes the place inside the garage where, presumably, his other vehicle previously resided, I hope y’all don’t get hail. Please don’t let that monstrosity 100 yards near your flower beds! Mona
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He mowed with it the other day and I stood in front of my bed with arms outstretched as a guard rail.
That’s going to get old…
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The lawn mowing will get done in half the time. TIME …. it’s so important.
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But it doesn’t! That’s my gripe. He … and me!… now have to spend twice as much time push mowing all the little places that big beast won’t go.
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It’s a zero turn. It should get RIGHTUPNEXTTOTHETREES so you don’t HAVE to trim!!!
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The trees are fine… it’s the garden beds. I have them here, there and everywhere and with a 5 foot radius it blows grass a good 8-9 feet. The machine itself won’t fit in the tight spaces…and if it does it blows clippings too damned far.
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You’ll have to figure out how to put a guard over the chute …………. I think they make them. They call them baggers…? *runs*
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There is a guard…which my husband in all his infinite wisdom raises. Seriously, it’s a wonder I let him live.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
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ROFL. This weekend hubby and I are out shopping and he sees sheets on sale. Brings over a Cal King set for our bed…. That would be fine if we had a cal-king, tried to explain this to him in numerous ways but I am now a proud owner of an 1800 count cal-king sheet set…. I figure he has to buy me a new bed to fit them when I prove him wrong tehe tehe
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Oh…you totally need to order a king size bed now. The prettiest most expensive one you can find. When your husband flips out? Tell him, but you saved $12 on sheets. What else could I do?
🤣🤣🤣
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rotflmao
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ROFLMAO! How can he NOT see it? Good mercy! You poor dear. My husband would LOVE to have one of those toys, and also a bush hog. Lawd.
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He saw it, just didn’t want to admit it. Men… enough said.
And thank god our neighbor has a bush hog else he’d want one of those too.
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Word!
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