So I hadn’t checked my Spam folder for a while and was surprised to find 32 from the same sender the other day.
Oprol Evorter clearly wanted to get his/her point across.
It started out innocently enough:
whoah this blog is fantastic i love studying your posts. Keep up the good paintings!
Paintings?
I don’t paint… other than the occasional wall, but whatever.
Excellent items from you, man. I have be aware your stuff prior to and you are just extremely wonderful.
I don’t think I’m that wonderful, but okay… if you say so.
I am impressed by the details that you’ve on this web site. It reveals how nicely you perceive this subject. You, my friend, ROCK!
Clearly he read my Arizona rock series.
Hi my loved one! I want to say that this post is amazing, nice written and include approximately all important infos. I’d like to see extra posts like this.
Loved one?
How ’bout we dial that back a notch.
Yeah….
No.
Then, perhaps because I didn’t approve the comments…. things started getting a little strange.
My brother suggested I may like this blog. He used to be entirely right.
Okay, fair enough.
I’m not everyone’s cup of tea.
But then…
Hello, you used to write magnificent, but the last several posts have been kinda boringK I miss your tremendous writings. Past few posts are just a little out of track! come on!
Ya gotta love it…
Everyone’s a critic. Even the spam.
These spams clearly tell a story… and that story is that Oprol Evorter is really The Randomator.
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That explains a lot…!
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I like your paintings, too…
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Thank you. It’s nice to hear my brush strokes are highly valued…
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I agree. It’s no mean trick to paint invisible paintings and still get praise for ’em.
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If it’s my artwork? Invisibility would be the only praise worthy part!
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So there is a bro, critiqued thanks to your paintings losing color.
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Apparently, yes.
Although why he didn’t say so himself is a mystery…
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BoringK is in the eye of the beholder.
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And their brothers…
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I think I’d be happier with “you’re losing your touch” as opposed to “Hi my loved one! ” – that borders on the creepy side of the tracks (approaching from Creepyville).
I do the extremely wonderful – I mean, sometimes wonderful just isn’t enough.
Good luck clearing the spam bucket – which reminds me…
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Overly familiar spam is a horrible thing….
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Well apparently you’re slipping.
Back to Arizona and all those rocks……..red ones I believe?
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One can never have too many rock posts… or so it seems.
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You’re gonna do another one aren’t you?
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I hadn’t planned on it.. but if my fans are screaming for it? I may not have a choice.
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SORRY PEOPLE!!!
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… his style reminds me of James Joyce, who could right a six page description that left you scratching your head, but manages to do that with three sentences …
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Brevity is the soul of wit…. and spam.
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Clearly this dude/dudette is confused or just bored with their life. Anyone that follows you knows 1) your not boring 2) you have a twisted, yet hilarious sense of humor 3) and you are EVERYONE’S cup of tea!!
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I’m not sure I’d go that far…
But thank you!
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Heck at least you get spam–I bet your mailman brings you junk mail too–I don’t get nutin!!
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I’d be glad to send you mine…
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“Hi my loved one!” is just way to creepy. You are inspiring me to check my spam queue – thanks!
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You never know what’s lurking in there.
Like this morning? It was two of your comments which were designated Spam.
Apparently spam does not like to be criticized!!
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I guess not. However, you inspired me to check my spam folder and now to write about it.
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Excellent! There’s always something blog worthy in there…
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WordPress is just slipping into chaos these days.
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That just means more blog fodder….
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River,
Your paintings are so life-like. They almost remind me of…photographs! Mona
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Well, that’s what I was going for… realism.
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Nice paintings. Err, wait…I missed that post. Too funny.
P.S. I actually found you the good old fashioned way…reading Evil Squirrel. 😆
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I think I missed the paintings post as well.. perhaps there are two of me.
Glad you found the real one.
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Definitely my pleasure. If spammers weren’t the scourge of the earth they could be entertaining. Who has time for all those low-life’s?
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WordPress is pretty good at catching them… so every once in a while I go into the folder and have a laugh. Not their intended reaction I’m sure…
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Yes, thank goodness for WP. I just looked through my folder. Huh…didn’t know I needed erectile help. Being a girl and all. LOL
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See?
Blog fodder at your fingertips…
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If only I could harness that ‘special’ niche. The Knuckleheads provide enough silliness around the Ranch.
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That was such a short and sweet love story. Haha! Whatta weirdo!
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Yes, I managed to drive off a suitor without even knowing it.
That’s talent.
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LOL – this is awesome. But…now it makes me wonder how many blog comments that didn’t go to spam are FAKE?! YIKES…way to burst my bubble. But, I am real and found my way here via Dan at No Facilities. Glad he recommended you! Happy Spam-Free Blogging to you!
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Welcome aboard!
My spam is a constant source of entertainment… I think I’d actually miss it if it disappeared.
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Thank you for the warm welcome 🙂 At random times my comments have been known to get tossed to the spam folder out of the blue and not for good reason, I hope if you find one there by accident, you’ll revive my comment! 😉
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I shall be vigilant and check regularly.
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Thank you!! 🙂
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Love your spamtainment! Mine’s just your run-of-the-mill sex, drugs, and amoxicillin.
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Amoxicillin! I wiped 12 of those last week. Crikey…. if I need that much antibiotic? Please shoot me and be done with it.
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Yes, I am also a huge fan of your paintings. Yes, you are good blogger. Thank you from me and my brother!
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It’s so nice to be appreciated…
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