Because I know you hate to be left hanging.
The old old, my ass! nothing should die in 6 years except reality tv shows. Why are they still alive? fridge.
The new black stainless steel OMG don’t walk near it with anything sharp finish fridge –
The old no damn it, it wasn’t! fridge –
The new polish with the grain, who the hell knew stainless steel had a grain? fridge.
Delivery was a logistical nightmare. It wouldn’t fit through our kitchen door, even though it was the exact same size as our old one. The kids who brought it (yes, they were younger than me… that makes them kids) couldn’t figure it out for the life of them and were dismantling it piece by piece in our front yard when (wise old me) suggested they bring it through the (larger) front door.
With age comes wisdom.
And wrinkles, and bunions, and hot flashes…
But I digress…
Once they wrangled it inside, the kids couldn’t get the water dispenser to work and were frantically searching manuals and calling for assistance when I suggested they turn the water line back on.
So after 2 1/2 hours dealing with morons we had a brand new fridge.
With fancy graduated lighting for my husband Goldilocks who wasn’t satisfied with anything else….
As well as quick ice and turbo cool.
So worth the extra $700.
You’ve written about every little thing I fear about getting a new refrigerator. We’re living on borrowed time with ours, so this post is of interest to me. I like how your new one looks– now that the you’ve helped the kids install it. 🙄
LikeLiked by 2 people
Learn from my mistake. Do Not take the husband shopping with you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Got it! Good advice.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your wallet will thank me.
Turbo cool.
Good grief…..
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ok, I am laughing here at the feature. But I do hope y’all like it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I did use the quick ice doohickey when we first plugged it in, that worked well. Have yet to turbo anything. Stay tuned..
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
If they were going to take it apart and reassemble it, anyway, you should’ve gotten one from Ikea…
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ve never been to an IKEA… and I know the husband hasn’t. Which is probably a good thing.
LikeLiked by 1 person
We have to replace ours in the very near future. Replacing something that was mere hundreds of dollars 25 years ago with something that isn’t likely to last 10, has me in a bad mood from the get go. Fortunately, neither of us cares to have anything delivered through the door.
I love “I suggested they turn the water line back on” – maybe you should put a video of that on YouTube.
LikeLiked by 3 people
No fridge is mere hundreds now. Under $2,000 you feel like you’re getting a deal. Sigh…
And seeing that they had to disconnect the water line and shut it off when they took the old fridge out? I didn’t think reversing the process and turning it on when they hooked up the new fridge was that complicated a manuever. I was wrong.
LikeLiked by 1 person
They were walking away saying “that lady is really smart!” We had one delivered to our office. They disconnected a water line, put the new one in without even connecting the line. The store doesn’t want to help, because they outsource the delivery to a logistics company,
LikeLiked by 1 person
Somehow I doubt those were their exact words…
Ah, outsourcing. The new way of saying “do it your own damn self!”
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am now pricing new stove/microwave combinations, to go along with the dishwasher. ***sigh
LikeLiked by 1 person
You have my sympathies. We got rid of our dishwasher years ago since I never once used it…. but my stove is probably next on the “to die” list.
LikeLike
Our fridge speaks sixteen languages, none of which are spoken by any living human.
Oh yes, and it can babble in them all at the same time!!!
I mean…… can you speak microwave? I thought not.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I do not speak appliance. Any appliance.
Until they die after only 6 years….. then I speak very colorfully.
LikeLike
And how did they get the OLD one out……..?
LikeLike
Took the doors off and slid her out through the kitchen door. Old fridge? 35 5/8ths wide. New fridge? 35 5/8ths wide. WTH?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yup. Kids. and amateurs. lol
LikeLike
What a nightmare and all for a fridge! I’m still looking and I’m sure I’ll find it just as tedious as you did, only I have no hubs to “suggest” another option. It’s my way or the highway, as Patrick Swayze uttered in the film Roadhouse, lol. I’m glad you finally got your new appliance, despite all the chaos.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes. Luke warm milk was getting rather old…
LikeLike
Men! They’re all the same! The more crap on anything automatically makes it better in their eyes. Oh and TURBO anything just sends shivers down their spines! I want the least amount of bells and whistles (less to go wrong in my book) and the best warranty known to mankind.
LikeLiked by 1 person
My husband has never met an option he didn’t like. He doesn’t use them of course…. but apparently has to know he can.
🙄
LikeLike
We bought a new fridge and the shelves are open on the back. If you push a gallon of milk backwards, something always falls.
Our extra fridge’s water stopped working. I emptied the freezer and thawed out the line! Thank God, for Youtube videos…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Our new fridge has one adjustable shelf that slides halfway back to allow for taller things on the shelf below. In the store it seemed like a good idea. When your fridge is cram packed with food at home? Not so much. It’s unstable and slides when it shouldn’t. I’m already looking online for a replacement shelf. $92. Sigh…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Really, River, you should write ad copy. 😀 😀 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
For the stores that don’t want to sell anything… ever.
I’m perfect!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Truth in advertising, River. Truth in advertising. You are perfect.
LikeLiked by 1 person
” when I suggested they turn the water line back on.” NO ONE likes a smart arse SENIOR telling them what to do–suggestion form or otherwise!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hey… a girl needs her ice.
LikeLike
My attitude toward appliances and electronics is that the more gizmos and choices they have, that’s just more things that can go wrong. Since I have never been able to master anything more complicated than flipping a switch or pushing a button, I always go for the most basic model. If my wife wants more, I remind her that I’m a very basic model husband, haven’t broken down in 50 years of marriage, and what’s good enough in husbands should be good enough in appliances.
And then she goes and buys what she wants anyway. You just can’t reason with women!
LikeLiked by 1 person
We have the opposite problem. I want basic, the husband is enchanted with bells and whistles….
LikeLike
We must be fridge soul sisters! I had the same problem when my new, overpriced one was delivered! The first delivery guys said it wouldn’t fit and they hadn’t even tried. I had them put in the garage since my only other option was to refuse the shipment (why in the hell would I do that?). After much arguing with the company, they sent two new guys out. At least they unboxed it and got it in the front door, nope, they said it wouldn’t fit in the kitchen door. I finally gave up and called my handyman. And guess what? The damn thing fit!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Men. They always think things are larger than they really are…
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
You said it, girl!🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person
The “extra” $700!?!? My fridge (icebox, as we call it here in the Midwestern sticks) didn’t even cost that much! And it’s still working after ten years. But, it doesn’t give me crushed ice or connect to Porn Hub, so there’s that….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Extra, yes.
And this one doesn’t even have porn…
LikeLike
I hope those “kids” didn’t leave handprints on the stainless (that is what my kids do).
LikeLiked by 1 person
No, they were actually quite careful to leave the plastic film sheet in place for me to peel.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That was nice of them. Did you save the box to make a fort?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sadly, no. The brats took it with them..
LikeLiked by 1 person
yeah defo prefer the old one 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
But… turbo cooling.
Who doesn’t want that?
LikeLike
Turbo anything is usually brilliant…lets try…
Turbo engine
Turbo burger
Turbo squid
Turbo diahrroea
Turbo cleaner
Tick, tick, tick, rick, tick 👍
LikeLike
With the exception of #4, and possibly #3…..
I concur.
LikeLike
Honey, you are DEFINITELY the smartest person in most rooms. I’m just sayin.
Congratulations and Good Luck with new fridge 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks. So far so good. Been a week and it’s still working… yay!
LikeLiked by 1 person