Have you ever been out shopping and stumble on a product that makes you go….
I did that the other day when I turned the corner and saw this:
Catchy name.
And I admit… it made me look.
Then?
It made me sorry I looked.
Really?
Let’s break this down.
#1. King of the Throne? Please.
This is the only king who will ever be on our throne.
#2. Tear, unfold and wipe, DUDE.
There are only two people who can get away with saying those words.
#3. *ALSO SWEET FOR FACE, HANDS, PITS & DUDE REGIONS
Dude regions? I don’t want to explore that statement further.
Truly.
I don’t….
#4. Ingredients include flower extract and citric acid.
Considering the purpose of the product… and the location of it’s use? I’m hoping there’s more of the flower and less of the acid.
River's world..... 
Also, imagine if those “dude regions” have been recently shaved.
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***you know, …the “face”
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And here I thought it couldn’t get any worse.
Thanks for that…
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Nope
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Not a fan?
Duly noted.
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The only thing worse than using something like that is being caught carrying a product with the word “Dude” in it, anywhere…
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No dude personal hygiene products for you. Got it.
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Dollar Shave Club has ‘One Wipe Charlie’.
Ya…Scary what this world is coming to huh?
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Can Two Wipe Willie be far behind?
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God forbid!
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I think these are great; I only wish that I’d been the one to come up with the idea. Anyway, I’ll put them on my wife’s shopping list.
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Good man.
Please be sure and review them thoroughly after purchasing.
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Wow…..I suppose we, women should be shocked but, not really after all, there have been feminine hygiene products on the market for decades, I can only imagine what men though looking at those on grocery shelves. But none of them with the word “dudette” on the package, lol.
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I suppose dude wipes are a small price to pay for men having to watch Summers Eve commercials all these years.
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Agreed, I’m sure they were as shocked and bewildered as you were when you came across those dude wipes, lol.
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Turnabout is fair play!
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Where I come from, one does not call a man a “dude” unless he is itching for a fight.
And one would NEVER discuss butt wipes, scented or no.
A real man buys his TP in rolls and keeps his eyes level when the checker rings it up and drops in in the bag.
Must be some Eastern dandy that came up with the idea.
… or a Frenchman.
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Perhaps a surfer…?
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My 83 year old tush looks and feels like a baby’s butt since I have been using Dude’s wipes–or so I have been told!!
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Too much information!!!!!
🤣
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Rusty, you could learn something from this Southern Dandy Dude!! :O)
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I saw these guys on Shark Tank a couple of years ago! I guess they got their product into stores.
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I’m not sure that’s necessarily a good thing… but yes.
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Pits and dude regions??? Just no!
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Agreed.
I will not be purchasing them for stocking stuffers this Christmas..
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Why not? Your “Dudes” would appreciate a… umm, clean nether region.
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Then they can buy their own!
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Oh yes. My beloved Mecca (aka Wally World) is actually making a huge deal about Dude Wipes and using their story as how they’re investing in American manufacturing (just don’t wander into the clothing department). The guy who founded Dude Wipes is named Sean Riley, and he is….. well, a typical dude. You can see exactly where the name and all those silly instructions came from with just one look at him…
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Why doesn’t it surprise me that Wal Mart is totally on board with Dude Wipes?
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These would make an excellent addition in a hamper! 😜
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Excellent isn’t the first word that comes to mind…
😉
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I’m a hamper expert. Trust me, they would be perfect fillers… big, good shape..
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