I was cruising FB the other day and saw a post from a realtor friend of mine.
It was a collection of mondo bizarro things agents find in homes they’re hired to sell and it was too damned funny not to share.
So Part 1 starts now.
For those days when it’s too damned hot to actually go outside and jump in the pool.
My husband once put a desk together backwards, so this really cracks me up.
Aside from the glaringly obvious yellow vomit color scheme?
There are way too many eyes in this bathroom for me to be comfortable doing my business.
Curtains.
They’re not just for windows anymore…
When you want carpet in the bedroom, and your other half doesn’t.
I haven’t decided if this is a living room in a bathroom… or a bathroom in a living room. But either way?
Haha…hilarious..
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I thought so!
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Take a look at this: https://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html
Just the WORST decorating ideas…
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How fun! I need that book…
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It’s a fun site. There are photos from old cooking books that are hilarious… including “Cooking with 7UP”…
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On my phone now, will check it out fully later on the ‘puter.
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This is hard to unsee.
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Just don’t let your wife see it. She might get some new decorating ideas…
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Is that an above-ground [or inflatable] pool inside a house? People have no sense whatsoever. And that bathroom… no words…
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Yes, the pool is inside…. and one hopes it never springs a leak.
💧💦💧
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I guess when they have to take a particularly difficult dump, they’ll always have a couch nearby to rest on afterwards.
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Or maybe… you’re expecting an extra long session and want some company.
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Ewww, you’ve managed to creep me out now and that’s not easy to do. Congrats.
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Then my work here is done…
😉
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That yellow bathroom reminds me of one a friend my mom has. Except hers was maroon, maroon everything including the tile, it was remodeled late 70’s early 80’s and, it’s still like that today. Except without all the Greek statues/busts, ugh how tacky.
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I’m too much of a neutral loving girl to ever embrace those vibrant colors. Maroon walls would make me suicidal.
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Yep, me too so when we went to her house and had to use the powder room it was, to say the least “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest-ish.” That’s the best I can describe that certain bathroom.
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Using the bathroom should not induce psychosis… just sayin’.
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There was a shower in our basement when we moved in. The electrical fuse box was about a foot below the shower head and to the left of it.
We said it was for the company that wouldn’t leave…..
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Yikes!
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I blogged it somewhere….
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Great idea with the bathroom-living room … why waste valuable hours sitting alone when you can have guests? Sort of kill two birds with one throne …
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It would also be a great way to get rid of your MIL when her visit is lasting too long….
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I saw a bathroom just like that once, only instead of yellow, it was teal.
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Ugh… that’s equally as bad.
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I sort of like that bathroom/living room combo but I would add the jacuzzi/hot tube and the non-curtain windows–that would be a great room!
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Living room bathroom combos? No. Bad, bad idea!
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I shared this on Facebook the other day. Lol it only gets worse!
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It’s been making the rounds… but so funny I have to keep it going.
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There’s an Instagram account called “Please Hate These Things” that is definitely up your alley. They post these kinds of photos every day and absolutely kill me.
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I’m not on Insta…. but I’d probably love that, yes.
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“Indoor pool” is a strong selling point – until they actually see it. The upside down door was deliberate – so the cats or dogs can see what’s standing on the porch, but a potential burglar would have to crouch down to see in, which maybe would be a tip off to the neighbors. There are no words for the bile yellow bathroom. As for the living room/bathroom combo – I guess indoor plumbing is a new concept wherever that house is located, but I do wonder if that’s the house’s front door behind that sink – “Welcome! Come on in and have a sit!”
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Plausible explanations all, and the front door toilet might dissuade door to door salesmen… who knows?
😉
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God! I hope never to see pictures of my house on your blog one day! What looks good today is bound to be fodder for laughter tomorrow! Ha! Mona
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Rest assured if you post any cringe worthy decorating photos…. I will give you fair warning before I include them.
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OH EM GEE! I want carpet in the bedroom and The Mister doesn’t. I will show him that photo directly, haha!
These are some seriously interesting and disturbing photos. Thank you!
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It’s the best of bedroom worlds. Plus your bed is elevated on a platform. Who doesn’t love that?
😉
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