If you see this on your grocer’s shelf?
Keep walking.
I taste tested it for you and it’s horrible.
Oh sure, it’s pretty.
But it tastes neither like Bourbon nor Vanilla.
Very disappointing.
Take my advice. Stick to the original….
If you see this on your grocer’s shelf?
Keep walking.
I taste tested it for you and it’s horrible.
Oh sure, it’s pretty.
But it tastes neither like Bourbon nor Vanilla.
Very disappointing.
Take my advice. Stick to the original….
River's world..... 
Candy companies seriously cannot get vanilla right. I tried caramel M&Ms and there was so much fake vanilla I couldn’t finish the tiny little packet…
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And it’s the simplest of flavors!
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Oh, that’s not good. Which alcohol flavored chocolate did you recommend again? Was it wine, maybe? Mona
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Yes, try the raspberry rose version instead…
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I’m not a big fan of vanilla anyway, so this won’t be a problem.
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Vanilla chocolate doesn’t even make sense …
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It does to an extent. There is usually some vanilla in chocolate. It helps enhance the flavor. But not all vanilla tastes good, bourbon or otherwise.
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Ugh, I see the problem. The ingredients don’t list bourbon or vanilla.
Ingredients: SEMISWEET CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, COCOA BUTTER, MILKFAT, SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS), WHITE CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, COCOA BUTTER, SKIM MILK, MILKFAT, SOY LECITHIN, SALT, NATURAL FLAVOR, PGPR), NATURAL FLAVOR.
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Vanilla-less and bourbon-less vanilla bourbon chocolate. No wonder it sucks.
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And if you want Vanilla, I suggest ice cream.
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If I have vanilla ice cream it has to have a topping. Caramel, fruit, sprinkles… something. Plain vanilla is a bit dull for me.
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I guess I should have been more specific – https://nofacilities.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/img_6636.jpg – Bourbon and Caramel. Better now?
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Ah…. yes. Much better!
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You must have gotten the alternate flavor that tastes like stink bug…
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That explains it!
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Will your taste buds be ok?????
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I don’t know… it was pretty bad.
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How quickly we forget Margaritas for bourbon and chocolate!!!
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Find me a margarita candy bar!
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So Zombie Skittles and Bourbon Vanilla are both a no go. …check!
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I consider myself a candy public service announcer. Steering the public clear of bad tastes left in their mouths…
😉
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I’m curious on the “actual” ingreedients, or at the very least the (non)alcohol amount.
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Take it from me… there’s not nearly enough bourbon. Real, or otherwise.
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I shall take this advice under serious advisement and start drinking this bottle of bourbon immediately.
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It’s the only reasonable alternative.
Cheers!
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Yeah, Haagen Dazs has recently put out a line of spirit-flavored products, but you have to look carefully at the label. Some of the flavors say “ice cream,” while other flavors say “frozen dessert.” The latter are filled with gross ingredients. Not exactly false advertising, but deceptive advertising.
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It’s like “natural flavors”. If they’re natural, tell me what they are. What it usually means is MSG.
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Or beaver butt holes.
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Which is never a good thing. No matter where you put them.
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