I don’t like…
Going out to the barn for something and finding the husband has bought another…. yeah, whatever the hell that is.
It’s a good thing he has a fold up cot in there. He might be needing it.
I don’t like….
Going out to the barn for something, and not being able to find it because the husband has too much rusty old useless crap treasure stacked in there. And I really don’t like having some of that crap fall on my still sore, recently broken, now permanently out of whack toe.
Yeah.
Another month of not wearing a shoe. Good times…
I don’t like…
Getting out of my car after driving to the store and finding I’d committed Monarchacide.
Poor little beauty.
I didn’t see you…. honestly.
And finally,
I don’t like….
Unicorn onesies for adults.
Come on….
I say, that’s who.
I will not have a good time cleaning and organizing my house in a unicorn onesie.
Good God, what’s wrong with people?
That’s what tequila is for.
Good Lord, what every happened to frumpy sweats?
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That’s so last year. Please try to keep up…
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Apparently Rivergirl is a slave to what’s in fashion. Now, you take my wife — please! (With apologies to Rivergirl, my wife, and whoever I stole that old joke from.)
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I believe that was Henny Youngman…
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No wonder I didn’t remember who told that joke — I’m an Oldman.
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So what was that rusty thing?
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I believe it’s a potato planter…. because doesn’t everyone need one?
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Everyone who plants potatoes probably does.
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We do not wish to plant potatoes… so, my question is still, why?
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Yams?
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You’re not helping…
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Geez, adult onesies, what are people thinking? I can’t clean or organize unless I’m dressed in old jeans, T-shirt and old sneakers because you never know what kind of crap is going to land on you. Sorry about your toe River, I hope it heals fast, but try staying out of the “barn-o-crap” to be safe.
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Barn-o-crap. I like it…
The name, not the crap.
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Maybe threaten your husband with having to wear that onesie if he dares buy any more junk.
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Brilliant!
Wait…. him or me?
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Whichever works, I guess.
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So, the butterfly…are you going to do anything with it or just…throw it away? It might help beautify the barn. Lemonade out of lemons 🙂 Mona
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I actually tried to extricate it, but it crumpled to pieces.
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Big bummer.
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You have a barn??! How freaking cool. I have no idea what that contraption is in your barn but it looks cool.
Ouch…Your toe looks really bruised up, RiverGirl, damn…Are you still hurting? Your nail polish 💅 looks pretty though. That red looks good on you.
“Monarchacide”; I swear every time I read your blog I learn new words. 😃
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We have a large 2 story barn with a farmers porch. Hubby built it by himself over the past 6 years …. nights and weekends. I’m not sure it will ever be truly “finished” but it’s there. I’ve posted numerous pictures of it.
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And yet I have missed all the numerous pictures posted of it…I wish I could spend more time reading/viewing the blogs that I love but alas…
Kudos to your man for doing all that work. He is indeed special but I already knew that since he is married to you.
I don’t know why the idea of a barn intrigues me so much, but it does. 🙂
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We love the barn.
Well, I love the porch… he loves the ample room it provides for storing more junk.
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I don’t like raining, windy days like we are having today but then again I like that we didn’t have what we could have had!!
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So glad it’s passing you by. That’s one nasty storm. …
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Ouch, your poor toe. The butterfly reminds me of a family trip we took when I was a kid – when we pulled into a rest stop off the thruway, Dad found a bird wedged into the front grill. He actually got tears in his eyes – and I always thought my father was sooo tough.
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I can relate. The only time I ever saw my father cry was when we had to put down a beloved dog.
❣️
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You never know when you might need a potato contraption plougher thingamajig.
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I’m gonna have to go with never…
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The only acceptable onesies for adults are those red union suits with the the fold-down butt flap. Who’s with me?
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I’ve never owned one personally, but I’ll agree on principle.
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My Sassy is heavy into onesies. She’s got alpaca, unicorn, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, cat — and also, she is always cold and sleeps under 11 blankets in a room which is rarely clean and is organized maybe twice a year. So you know, I don’t need a onesie in my life, but I will take you up on the tequila 😉
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Onsie or tequila is a simple enough choice…
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At first glance, your potato/yam/whatever planter looked like a sled of some sort…but, that’s what I get for looking at pix on a phone in low light.
My toe hurt in solidarity.
Poor butterfly.
I know what a unicorn is. I know what a onesie is (sadly). WTF is an Emolly? 🤔
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I’m hoping Emolly is the name of the brand. Anything else is cutsie enough to make me want to slit my wrists…
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There’s a reason they don’t make those onesies in my size…
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Oh come on. Take one for the team and try it…
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Girls like the one you showed wear that and they are so cute. I wear something like that and they put me under a forty-eight hour psychiatric watch…
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Which would be perfect blog fodder, I don’t see the problem.
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The standard is 72 hours. Hope that onesie is comfy.
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OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW……….Oh your toe makes ME hurt!!!
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Imagine how I feel.
😯
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I’M TRYING!! ow ow ow OW OW OW OW!
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Unicorn Onesie?!! *smh* I can’t even…
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I can’t either….
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