Gather round students…. the Maine
is this for real? Adult Education classes continue.
If you live in Maine you can learn some wonderful things. So far in this riveting series we’ve had:
And today we continue with Succulent Picture Frames.
(Disclaimer – This class does not require sucking. But I think that’s offered at PT’s Showclub in Portland.)
Succulent Picture Frame
Having live plants around as we transition into fall will brighten every day and beautify your home. You will set up your own succulent picture frame with a variety of plants to create your own living art! You will also receive instruction on how to care for this gorgeous creation to enjoy it all year long. The price of the course includes all materials to make one succulent picture frame. Materials fee of $60 included in the price of the course. No discounts.
A frame. Made out of plants.
My first question is why?
Don’t get me wrong, I love plants… they’re beautiful and versatile.
As well as great disguises when you’re stalking an ex.
They can even rid your house of pesky flies… I get it.
Though we all know that can go horribly wrong…
But hell, I can hardly be bothered to dust my current picture frames, now they want me to water one?
Because while I have lovely outdoor gardens, and a house full of healthy green leafy plants?
I will kill each and every succulent I touch.
I must over water….. or love them too much.
Because yes, apparently that’s a thing.
So if I want my walls to be covered in framed plants?
I’ll just dye my cobwebs green and call it good.