More blurbs from my town’s FB page that are too good not to share.
Lots of things were lost this month….
Along with Batman, there was the weekly pig escape.
Before moving here, I never knew errant pigs were such a problem.
And apparently sheep are as well.
Big white coffee tables.
Ya gotta love it.
This next one was amusing as well.
I’m not sure a bat circling your couch is a valid reason to call 911…. but I never saw the update, so maybe I’m wrong.
And finally, there was this….
Glad I wasn’t in town that day….
Thankfully our air was fish stink free.
River's world..... 
I’m sure there are some local dogs who know where the missing sheep are…
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Perhaps they’re using them for coffee tables in their dog houses…
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A bat in the living room? I’ll loan them my cat. Sprint will get it for you and not waste our tax dollars calling 911.
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Ahh yes the perils of living in a small town, you get people posting on FB about lost things, sheep and bats indoors, lol. I sure hope that they didn’t call 911, I don’t think it would have turned out well.
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Maybe they lit the light for Batman.
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Only in Texas
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Lost sheep? Now you’ve got my attention!
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Give them back!
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No way! I’m making a rug. Winter’s coming.
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HA! You have nothing on South Florida!! Our news shows have a segment EVERY DAY called ‘Crazy Florida’ among other things!
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Yes, but do you have lost pigs?
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“They look like big white coffee tables” is going to be the name of my next memoir.
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I’m almost afraid to ask…..
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Too bad Batman’s not looking for sheep or a piggy! Mona
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Do you suppose they’re all at the Batcave..,?
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I had no idea coffee tables weren’t cruelty free. Now I’m glad I never bought one…
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We had a couple of encounters with escaped sheep in Wales this summer. The ARE skittish. It never occurred to me to describe them as coffee tables, though. Maybe I’m just not imaginative enough…
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Well, to be fair, these do look a little square…
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And if my pet rabbit ever escapes, should I describe him as, what, a footstool?
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Seems about right.. yes.
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Bats and my hair. No likey. Why they like hair? Call 911? No. Put out the Bat Signal? Yes 😉
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