As you know…. my husband has a habit of coming home from the dump with more than he went with.
But this week?
I think he even surprised himself.
We’d been working on the baby barn and the truck was full of rotted wood.
Our local recycling center won’t take it because it was painted, which means a 40 minute trip to a solid waste disposal site. He came back with an empty truck….
And this:
Yeah.
A 2005 BMW.
Did we need another one? No.
And come on, you know owning two BMW’s is twice as obnoxious as owning one.
Why did he buy another one?
Because it was clean…
Had low mileage for it’s age…
And the little old lady that owned it treated it like a child.
I really have to stop letting him go to the dump alone.
*Disclaimer – technically he didn’t get this at the dump, just found it at a house along the way. Hell, if he’d found it for free at the dump… I wouldn’t be complaining.*
That’s so funny. Does he need to build another garage now?
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I sincerely hope not.
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Your husband should have been on Hoarders…
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I’m afraid it would only encourage him…
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That reminds me that it’s almost time for those Lexus “December To Remember” ads that advise us to give everyone on our holiday lists the gift of a brand new luxury car….
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As if!
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… well, now you really do have lexus instead of a lexi … unless they are female, then they would be lexae …. or is that lexum …
Oh hell … I failed Latin anyway …
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All I know is… they’re expensive to insure and fix. No matter what you call ‘em!
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Um….it’s not bad find River I mean for a trip to the dump, lol. 🤣
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True, it could be worse. But it was definitely his most expensive trip…
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What I’d like to know is, how was it parked like that? I mean, unless he ***gasp*** drove over the grass.
And yeah, i can see another barn in your future.
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No grass was disturbed in the making of this blog. …
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WOW!!! You can’t even keep a secret!!! He got it for me for my 21st birthday on Saturday February 29 2020!!! (I’ll even take the dirty one!)
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The red one is now for sale. Come on up, you’ll get the friends and family discount!
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Haha, your husband reminds me so much of my dad in his collecting of random things. My dad has a garage full of things he doesn’t need but won’t part with.
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He wasn’t like that when I married him. What happened?
😳
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I’m sure my mum is wondering the same thing!
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If you’re ever tempted to dump your hubby, remember there are worse things than impulse buying — he could be a Trump supporter (I’m assuming he’s not).
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He’s definitely not. Thankfully we’re politically compatible!
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You make me so grateful. Just so grateful.
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I’d say happy to help, but I’m really not.
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You should really face time him when he goes to the dump so you can keep track of the hoarding in real time.
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You’re not funny.
🤨
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One for you and one for him. Now you can get rid of Hazel.
right?
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Ethel. And no, I don’t even like those Beemers that well… although the newer one is nicer.
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Ethel . Sorry. Did you have a Hazel?
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I did not. My cousin has a Lucy though…..
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I have a Maggie
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I think so long as it actually runs well, then it maaaay be okay, but if he keeps this up, you should totally make him go on that Hoarders show. I was once married to someone who had a “beer can collection” and that’s 90% of the reason I divorced him.
Beer can collection = a cardboard box in my spare room that was filled with “limited edition” empty beer cans. Also, he did not drink beer, so there was that.
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Empty beer cans? That’s definitely reason for divorce…
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He also collected old bowling magazines. In case he “needed to refer to them” at a later date. Not surprisingly, he never touched one again after depositing it onto the pile.
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Oh Christ, that’s even worse!
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Someone in town wants to buy my Dad’s old army jeep that hasn’t been out on the road since the 1990’s. He started considering it and then he wound up in the hospital. I think the strain was too much for him to bear! He should be okay in a few days. Hoarders hoard, but they sure as hell don’t sell. At least not my dad. Mona
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Sell is a four letter word in this house…
🤨
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I think you need to chain him to something. I often read your posts and let out a little snort of laughter at your husband’s antics, and actually shake my head in disbelief.
Idea: he writes a side-by-side blog. You know, telling, say, the story of him going to the dump and coming home with a used BMW, but from his perspective! It would be an interesting compare/contrast exercise.
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It would. But sadly, he abhors social media… and probably wouldn’t be thrilled I share. So don’t tell him!
😉
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When I first started dating my boyfriend, he came home with a bike accessory bag he found on a street corner and gave it to me as a gift. It’s amazing we made it past that day….
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Mine didn’t start “collecting” until 10 years into our marriage.
Beware!
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Thank goodness he isn’t a collector…he sweats when I bring shopping new shoes into the house…he’s just tight with he coins. Haha.
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