My town’s FB page keeps me up to date on all the important local happenings…
And some of the not so important ones as well.
There were a lot of takers for this next one…
I’m just hoping this wasn’t their mode of transportation.
Another lost pig made the news…
And he seemed pretty happy to stay that way.
Then there was a woman wondering if anyone was interested in a group she was getting together.
Singing bowls?
Clearly she attended one of those crazy adult education classes I’m always riffing about.
And finally there was this one, posted on the day Maine made cell phone usage while driving illegal.
Technically it’s not about my town, but funny all the same.
Goat horn foreheads should never be overlooked.
Thank you Google Images for providing my nightmare material for the foreseeable future.
**Shudders**
River's world..... 
That cannot be real.
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Oh yes. Every last one of them….
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Singing bowls? Are indeed real, and in the right hands, make beautiful music – not so sure about rice, though.
And proof that unicorns and humans get along a little too well. 😦
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You do know that Moses had horns as well, right?
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I did not…
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Well, we can NOT know for sure, BUT some statues and paintings depict him with horns
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It’s called skin cancer. My dad let it happen to himself. Twice! “Just cut it off with the nail clippers and put some Bactine on it.”
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Yikes! Although I had to laugh…my mother though Bactine cured everything as well.
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first off, everything is better with more cowbell..it just is! Second, if you see that little pig running around, pick him up and send him to me!! Third, the horn situation is disturbing!
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Little piggies are so sweet….
And yes, that horn would definitely be a challenge to accessorize.
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… never saw the joy in making bowls sing … but I could sure make a martini glass sing!
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Now you’re calling my tune…
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You live in a dull place–come on down to Fort Lauderdale where we know strange when we see it and we see a lot of it!
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You can keep your kind of strange…. I’m fine right here!
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Never a dull moment in Casa Rivers neighborhood, lol.
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Or River’s surrounding town….
😉
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A horny 102 year old woman scares me a bit…
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As it should…
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The horn growing out of the head of that Chinese woman is nothing. Trump has two growing out of his head, however he covers them over with his hair….but he looks like the devil anyway.
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With that hair… you could cover all sorts of things.
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Oh my. Well it’s certainly never dull where you live. More cowbell!
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I just want to know if you knew the pig’s owner?
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Sadly, I did not. Shame too, he seems like a very nice pig.
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River your funny! I have recently started writing about my town as well 🙂 https://aquoonline.com/2019/10/28/my-hometown-ingham/
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