As so often happens in life, we came to a fork in the road.
Mind you, by this time we’d climbed 6,492,745 steps…. so the fact that the sign to the left said difficult route? Did not fill me with joy.
But ever the supportive wife, I let the husband decide which path we’d take. Thankfully his aching back and residual sciatica made him veer right, although the name Devil’s Turnpike didn’t inspire a lot of confidence as to it’s ease of use.
Husband explored more caves.
I photographed more trees and rocks.
And climbed more steps.
And then even more steps.
And then thought about all the steps I’d have to climb down when we were through.
Did I mention there were a lot of steps?
There were a lot of steps.
Okay, back to the rocks.
Why is there never a pogo stick around when you need one?
We walked past rocks, over rocks, through rocks….
And occasionally under rocks.
While praying silently for the ground to be earthquake free.
Yeah, thanks for that helpful factoid.
As the husband climbed the Devil’s Turnpike…..
And entered the next cave…
I took the path that had my name written all over it.
All day long baby…
I do give him credit though.
He’s still pretty limber for his age…
One final cave to go… and it was called the Lemon Squeeze.
Yours truly?
Yup. Every party has a pooper… and that day, it was me.
Oddly enough the Squeeze was the husband’s downfall. He couldn’t do it. Too small, too tight.
And you know if he got stuck? He was staying there…. because I wasn’t going in after him.
Holy crap with tight squeezes! Ack! I’m going to have to go outside now just to feel like I can breathe!😱😱
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Yeah. Those last two were crazy…
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Do you have any idea how far you walked? It seems like there were way too many steps and paths along the way. Did you rest the next day?
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No rest for the vacationers…. too much see and do, (and blog about afterwards). I have no idea how far we walked. The place wasn’t that big, but it sure seemed like it!
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I’d be doing the Chicken Walk, for sure. I don’t want to be the guy that gnaws his own arm off to get out from under a rock. That photo looking down made me think those stairs were designed by M.C. Escher.
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After a few hundred flights of them, I would agree.
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Well lucky for you, you like chickens so that part was a good thing. Your hubs is daring going in to those caves, I’d be…nope see ya, just like you, lol.
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I shudder to think what I would have done had they not thoughtfully provided bypasses for us chickens…
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So many rocks
So little time
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Exactly!! What’s a girl to do….
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Who booked this trip???
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That would be me…
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I could probably point out exactly which step I’d have my heart attack on…
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It was a good workout. Someday… maybe, we’ll take a relaxing vacation on the beach.
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I’ve never done the Lemon Squeeze either. Label me a chicken if you want, I don’t care.
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It’s a no judgement zone here. Chickens are always welcome…
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… male version of “chicken” that is.
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Them too.
🤣
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75 tons of rock above your head. You’re lucky that your extensive cataloguing has pleased the rock gods…
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Always get on the good side of a rock. You never know….
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Not to change the subject or avoid looking at hubby looking for dark places to do you know what or once again no food pictures(!) guess who was thinking of you last night while I watched the cast sing “Looking for the salt shaker” in the “Escape to Margaritaville”?!?!?!?
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I’m sure I don’t know…
🤣
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Jeepers. Add another to the chicken walk. Actually, I’d just wait at the bottom, sipping my coffee and reading my kindle.
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But… but… then you’d miss all the wonderful rocks!
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Seen one, seen them all! 🤣
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Nooooooo!!!
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😂
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Love the shaming path names.
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It did add a little humor…
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So. Many. Steps. But beautiful. I think I had a small panic attack at the sign about the split rock. Oof.
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The endless walking and climbing. At one point hubby and I were like we decided to come here. We did this to ourself. Lol. But also love the fresh air and nature.
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It was a good workout. Which didn’t hurt us, I’m sure!
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I know what you mean. I am always looking to burn a few calories.
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Holy cow that’s a bunch of stairs! I’m exhausted just taking the virtual tour. I hope there’s a drink waiting at the end! Ha! Also, the 75 tons hanging over your head with the crack running thru it?????? Yikes!
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When you travel with me?
There’s always a drink waiting at the end….
😉
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