I don’t like…
When my lunch stares back at me.
I don’t like that at all.
I don’t like…
A weather app that promotes kale.
That’s just wrong.
I don’t like…
Checking my spam folder and finding 31 ads for Amoxocillin.
Geesh, how infectious do they think I am?
People have eating shrimp since the prawn of time…
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True.
And I didn’t want to be shellfish, so I had to share.
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You wouldn’t be too keen on a lot of Thai food if you don’t want it looking back at you (I’ll say no more). That weather app….wtf?? ditch the app.
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It’s been a fun app, right up until the kale. No one needs that kind of forecast…
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I got 3 amoxy spams not long ago, twas a record for me! As for kale, I wonder if I should add it to the new healthy eating regime I’ve enforced on the family 🧐
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On their behalf, I beg you… no!
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Kale isn’t that bad, in very small quantities, on very few occasions.
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Like never… and when pigs fly.
Yes.
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I’m with you, I can’t eat anything with the face still on it, not even a gingerbread man, it’s just wrong. Kale isn’t bad, I eat it all the time, as for your infectiousness, well you are the Oprah of Rock, so there are a lot of people that are reading your blog, so…..
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You. Eat. Kale?
For the love of all that’s holy…. why?
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Because it’s actually good and it’s part of the keto diet I’ve been on since I found out I was insulin resistant.
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Well, if you have to eat it… I’m glad you like it.
personally I’d rather eat cardboard.
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Lmao, I’m sure…;)
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Ha! Loved the pun play at the top of the comments. It was shrimply the best.
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I fear we could go all day….
but I mussel move on.
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So you are getting off this merry-gar-round?
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If you’d like to play… I could stay just for the halibut.
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I think you’re getting my spam…sorry about that.
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I’d say you can have it back… but at times, it’s quite entertaining.
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FINALLY!!! A food picture! Okay an ugly food picture and then further down a Kale picture–you know your followers at this point would take any food pictures!!
PS Brilliant idea—some blogs on your favorite foods!!!
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You really need to broaden your horizons…. there’s more to life than food!
Especially if it’s kale.
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The limits on your reply threads gave me a haddock and I almost gave up. But I figured I would start a new one.
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They say brevity is the sole of wit, but I say pollocks!
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Cod! You did a twofer. Walleye have to step up my game.
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Am I herring you correctly… You think you can kick my bass?
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OK. You finn.
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Do I get lifetime supply of kale if I can name the man with “several contagious diseases?”
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That’s reason enough not to name him…. but sure. Of course I don’t have any, nor ever will. But maybe the Huntress can hook you up.
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Although my wife is pretty broadminded, I don’t think she’d appreciate me being hooked up with the Huntress. Nonetheless, I’ll name the man with the contagious diseases: Monty Wooley. I even named him CORRECTLY, even though I only said I can name him. I could’ve pulled the Wooley over your eyes and said his name was FU MANCHU.
Gesundheit!
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I remember Monty Wooley! The Bishop’s Wife with Cary Grant… right?
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Right! You no longer owe me a lifetime supply of kale!
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I’m still trying to figure out why you’d want one!
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Actually, my favorite veggie is spinach, which looks like kale, but I don’t remember if it tastes like spinach because I haven’t tasted it for decades. So maybe it’s just as well that it’s a dead issue.
P.S. If you feel bad about it, I’ll settle for a lifetime supply of spinach.
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I love raw spinach but can only eat it cooked if it’s quickly sautéed. Otherwise? Green slime…
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!
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Amoxocillin is the best cure for cockermouth…
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Which explains all the spam…
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Hehe, you’re funneh 😀
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Silent K. Check
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It’s the only way I can enjoy it…
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Amoxicillin…for when you run out of cranberry vodka! Mona
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Have we met? I never run out of vodka.
🤣
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