Politics.
I think we’ve established the fact that my husband will debate a tree stump….. which is probably why he goes to breakfast every Saturday with a group of local men who hold completely opposite views and harangue him as the odd man out over platters of scrambled eggs. He comes home sputtering and waving his arms…. expecting me to join in the discussion.
My reaction?
Thing is, I’ve always had friends from both sides of the aisles… and to be honest? For many years I neither knew nor cared how they voted or what their political opinions were.
But in today’s toxic world of Facebook and Twitter vitriol… this is impossible.
I now know how all my friends feel…. and how they want me to feel…. and how stupid they think I am if I don’t feel the same way.
It’s getting old.
The culture of division…. of red vs blue, right vs left, east vs west, ad nauseam… will ruin us. We’re one country and we’d better learn to find our commonality.
Like the Coronavirus.
It doesn’t care who you voted for. It will infect you no matter which side of the gun control argument you’re on.
That being said?
Here’s my solution:
I don’t want to argue politics.
Cheers!
I’m not one to debate politics because most people have no clear idea of what they think. They’ll cite anecdotal evidence, sound bites, and propaganda as if they’re explaining things. I tire of that kind of jibber jabber quickly, so I’ll join the Cocktail Party with you where libations are a policy statement.
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Agreed. Parroting the sound bites gets very tiring. Welcome…. pull up a lime and enjoy.
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I’ll join the cocktail party as long as we can all keep 6 feet apart and they serve quarantinis on the rocks.
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Virus protocols will be rigorously followed. No sneezing on the limes!
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Get out of my head! I was literally laying in bed this morning 15 minutes before the alarm was supposed to go off wondering when people will realize we are not bound by a two party system.
I’ll join your cocktail party but unfortunately I can’t pay my dues. 😦
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I don’t want to be in your head…. it’s too crowded in there already!
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Well said a River, I’ll join that cocktail part and we can start a book club, we can read Tequila Mocking Bird…..no politics, just drinks 😎🍷😆
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Sounds like a plan!
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They have forgotten in this 2 party system that there are those of us that think outside their narrow little boxes. They have also forgotten they WORK for US. And it’s time for them to stop thinking red/blue, elephant/JACKASS (sorry I can’t call that majestic creature anything but what it is and I wish they’d pick a new mascot like a skunk. And this in NO way tells you which one I am because I don’t fit in their narrow boxes) Anyway….it’s time for them to get their crappola together and start fixing all the stupid crap they have messed up. (I had a stronger work that messed but this is a family show) I’m tired of them sounding like 3 year olds fighting in the sandbox over the worthless toys. They need to GROW THE HELLO UP!
*picks up soap box, tucks it under her arm, grabs her marble and goes home*
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Don’t forget your cocktail! *she hollers at the retreating figure*
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Bring me two please!!! soapbox is under my arm so both hands are free!!!
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Excellent choice!
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Bring your own olive… and leave your politics at the door!
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Now all of your friends will know you’re a card carrying member of the Cocktail Party and will harass you about how evil their platform is…. even if they don’t know what their platform is.
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The best part about being a member of the cocktail party? We can argue with you at night and forget it by morning.
😉
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I am with hubby … the stakes are too high. We’ll issue you the proper political beliefs to hold when the war is over … enjoy the cocktails. 😉
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I’ve come to the realization it’s fruitless to argue. The days of spirited debate are long gone…
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Alas. Truth. It is now civil war …
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Which does either side no good….
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I’m all-in for the cocktail party! Whoo hoo! 4 more years! 4 more years!
I think this quarantine thing is getting to me. I’m gonna go lie down…
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I promise an equal amount of margaritas for all. Tax free!
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I’ll drink to that (your solution)!
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Welcome aboard.
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Damn train left without me….but I’ll be with you in spirit(s). 😉
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What kind of food are you serving at the cocktail party?? Or is this another divide Alcohol versus Food???
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There will be a plethora of tasty finger food…. just for you.
😉
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Make mine a double, please!
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Until further notice?
They’re all doubles!
🍸
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I can vote with you.
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Both sides have their good points — meaning, sometimes the other side agrees with ME 😉 I’d love to vote in cocktails.
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I’m voting FOR cocktails. They never disappoint me…
😉
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It’s pretty much the same in the UK now. Can’t have an actual debate about anything and both sides defend indefensible actions. Everyone should be more like us – we’ll…more like me anyway 😉
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Oh, sure. Like THAT would help.
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Well if everyone was too busy sweating like me there would be no time for political discussion
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