Ya gotta love New York City.
My late father worked on Wall Street and I grew up marveling at it’s magic and savoring the myriad flavors of it’s streets.
Now? My heart breaks for it’s citizens. The virus is testing them, but they’ll pull through. They’re resilient.
They’re New Yorkers.
Yes, it’s the city the never sleeps. The Big Apple. The home of Broadway, the Empire State Building and Katz’s Deli…. but what you really have to love about them right now?
This:
Yes.
The New York City Health Department is recommending masturbation.
Among other things.
Sadly to see forklifts putting bodies into refrigerated trucks on city streets sort of gets your mind off sex! (Plus my mother told me to never play with myself as I would go blind! Not that I listened to everything my mother told me!)
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The shots of an empty Times Square are positively eerie..
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Well, I guess someone had to say it . . .
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And they did…
😉
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Hm, I haven’t seen that in any of Gov. Cuomo’s news conferences. I think most of us are simply to worried that there won’t be a ventilator available when we need it to care much about sex.
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No doubt!
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“You are your safest sex partner.”
That’s the nicest way of saying “Go fuck yourself” I’ve ever heard.
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Ha!
Most definitely…
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😉
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Finally! All that practice is going to pay off!
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And you thought it would never be appreciated.
Silly man.
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NOW they come out with that list!! dammit.
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Better late than never…
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true
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Like Martin says, I doubt sex is on people’s minds. What a strange thing to release!
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Apparently they thought it needed to be said…
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Very helpful. Thank you!
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Happy to be of service…
So to speak.
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🤣🤣🤣
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