So if someone could tell me what this is?
That would be great.
Because I was out shopping with a girlfriend a month ago and found something on the ladies clearance rack I can’t explain.
Let’s ignore the fact it’s butt ugly.
And there’s a random patch of black lace on a sweatshirt.
Let’s also ignore the clashing colors of the plastic gewgaws on the breast.
What. The. Utter. F*ck?
Is there a group of low limbed mutant women roaming my state?
Or maybe they have 4 arms….. and can’t decide if they want to go sleeveless.
Either way, I can’t begin to fathom how anyone else would be able to wear this monstrosity.
River's world..... 
What? You don’t like to save money buying “irregulars”?
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Not until I grow a few more arms.
No.
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Straight jacket for people who are fashion crazy.
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Or just plain crazy.
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I’m thinking alternate TP source?
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Damn. And to think I left it there….
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I have no idea why… or what… or why… That piece of clothing, whatever it’s called, is just plain weird.
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The “irregulars” comment made me laugh and brought back memories of my childhood.
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I think this goes far beyond irregular!
😉
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Other than being butt ugly, how much on “clearance” was it selling for? Maybe some sort of pet fashion made it’s way onto the rack….lol
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I think the original price was $60 or so… on sale for $6. What a deal!
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You get that “I have a shirt tied around my waist” look without the sweat.
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Ha! Could be…
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Well, where else are you supposed to put the sleeves on a vest?
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Perhaps I should have looked for a sleeved skirt to go with it..
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“They walk among us.”
And that’s where they shop.
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Clearly.
But wait… I was there.
😳
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Yebbut… how many arms have you got?
Less than three and you’re probably OK.
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These “sleeves” are (probably) not sleeves at all. Maybe they are meant to be tied, or… or… oh I don’t know
Have you seen any of those fashion shows from (uhh) -I’m guessing… Europe. That’s some crazy stuff.
Still… musta been a hot seller at one time – …to only have one left on the rack.
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Yes. It was definitely one of a kind….
😉
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It’s stylish and practical. What’s not to like?
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How thoughtless of me. I could have given it to you for your birthday.. ..
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Have you never heard of
“The Merrier, The More?”
So why settle for two sleeves
When you can have four?
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Buy 2 get 2 free…
Whether you need em or not.
😉
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In an odd way, that little bit of madness is symbolic of Bonnywood. Wait, I’m making it about me and not your shocking personal encounter. My bad.
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Maybe you can find a pattern for it…. and sell Bonnywood logo sweaters.
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It’s totally explainable. If you’re feeling hot, you wear it sleeveless and wrap the arms around your waist like a cool bird. If you’re feeling cold, you wear the arms but have holes to reduce overheating. It makes total sense. Duh!
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Built in options.
Got it.
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So, the hubs replied matter of factly, “You mean you haven’t seen those yet? You can also buy jeans with the pockets out. You tie the sleeves around your waist.” He looked at me like duh…. I have a 16 year old maybe they know something I don’t…..
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If you’re wearing it as a sweatshirt tank top… which is ridiculous enough… why would you need to tie extra arms around the waist. That makes no sense whatsoever!
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Maybe a sleeveless top for a pet dog who suffers from unusually cold (and long) legs? But then, what would it be doing in a human clothing store? If you ever figure out the truth, you must post about it. I will not be able to sleep until this mystery is solved.
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I fear this will have to be filed away with the other eternal mysteries like the location of Atlantis and who shot Kennedy.
😉
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