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With apologies to my male readers….

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Have you heard of Goop?

Until recently the only one I knew about was this:

 

And honestly?

I wish to Hell it had stayed that way.

But no… a friend of mine had to start waxing poetic about the company Gwyneth Paltrow started. Not caring much about self help websites or Gwyneth Paltrow, I was politely zoning out…. until she mentioned something she thought I just had to buy.

 

 

Yes.

It’s for real. Though why in the world she thought I needed one I have no clue.

 

 

 

If can someone tell me why geranium, bergamot, cedar and rose smell like a vagina…. I’ll be forever in your debt.

And if that wasn’t ridiculous enough?

There’s this:

 

 

Now I like jade as much as the next girl, but…. no.

 

No, I don’t like jade that much.

I admit the instructions made me snort…

But I seriously doubt I’ll be searching for a sacred space to store one anytime soon.

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  2. And yet people bought that Pet Rock thingie.

    People will buy this… maybe not many… but people will.

    But there’s no doubt (in my mind) this is more “gimmick” w/name attached, then actual vagina scent.

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  8. I’m just going to say this one small thing, which is that I love the smell of bergamot. I lit bergamot candles circa 96-01 and for a time, I wore a fragrance with a hint of it. Also, you know what it mostly smells like to me? BABY ASPIRIN. That is all.

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