Going out for a seafood dinner certainly has changed in recent months.
Gone are the charming restaurants with lovely oceanfront views. Gone are the meticulously crafted cocktails and professional wait staff.
These days?
It’s a long line of cars idling at the curb waiting to cue up to a traveling roach coach.
While this would normally not be the least bit appealing, I was quite sick of cooking last week and one of the husband’s friends swore this seafood was good, plentiful and reasonably priced.
From the size of the crowds you’d think the circus had come to town.
People be desperate.
We waited 20 minutes in the car parade, 10 minutes for a girl to take our order, and another 20 minutes for the food.
50 minutes without a martini?
Is not my idea of dinner out.
To say I should have known it would be bad is trite…. but oh, so true.
For slightly over $30?
I received 2 absolutely disgusting and totally inedible crab cakes…. while the husband frantically tried to find a section of fish in the foot thick batter.
Disappointing doesn’t begin to describe that rancid grease drenched mess.
Bad seafood is always bad.
But this?
“Ye olde English Fish and Chips”? Must be a very old recipe because I’ve never seen anything like that on these shores…
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It wouldn’t surprise me if the fish predated modern Britain….
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Oh darn, a martini might have salvaged the experience.
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It would have taken more than one…
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We haven’t been out to eat or had takeout in over two months now. Even at that, I wouldn’t eat the meal you waited for. Without a martini. The horror.
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This was our first foray, and possibly our last.
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Bet the line was just as long the next day, and the day after that and the day after that. Go figure.
People have gone stir-crazy.
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And desperate not to cook, yes.
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Oh hells no, for over $30!? I’d have taken it back 😡🤬
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We probably should have.
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Oohhhh noooo! You know, I love a nice questionable dive, my favorite place in town used to be this disgusting thai restaraunt in the back room of a grocery store that served deliious food but were eventually shut down by the health department, lol
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You know your favorite dive has crossed the line when the health department steps in.
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Similarly, we went to our favorite Mexican place to pick up take out a couple of weeks ago; they never disappoint. They were friendly, courteous, and pretty quick, as always, but they were frantic and busy as hell. The food was a disappointment, I’m sorry to say. These are strange times. Will things ever be the same?
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Eventually, yes. But it’s going to take a while for me to feel comfortable bellying up to the bar.
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I never had take out before COVID-19 so why would I do that now???
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We rarely do it, but when I work in the yard all day? I’m not cooking at night.
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I have never been a big fish-eater … and after seeing your pictures of your meal, I may never become one.
Your experience reminded me of a meme I saw a few days ago. It said, “After this is all over, the police are going to have to physically remove me from a Mexican restaurant.”
I feel that. Very much.
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Once I settle on my favorite barstool at our local pub, I may never leave either.
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I wish there was a good pub in my area. You’d think living in Dallas there would be any number of them. I shall just have to be content with hanging out in my favorite Mexican restaurant. Hopefully, it won’t be called “Ye Olde Mexican Bistro” and have four wheels and an engine. Although there are plenty of those here, too.
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Ours just opened last year. Very small, local. But the drinks are generous pours, the burgers are fabulous and the bartender is a Scot with a twisted sense of humor. We get on well.
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That is not ye olde English fish and chips. The ye olde society in ye olde England will be sending a ye olde cease order!
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I fervently hope so.
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Best line: “People be desperate.” I second that emotion.
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There’s no other explanation for eating that slop…. willingly, and going back for more.
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How exactly have you planned to punish hubby’s friend?
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I had visions of airdropping that foot thick fish batter on his roof during the high heat of August but alas…. he runs a sawmill and is the husband’s main supplier of baby barn wood so that may not happen.
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All future recommendations will be treated as being suspect ?
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I believe so, yes.
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We do not order out much. It is a hit or miss. Sometimes it is great. Other times not so good.
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This was as high up the not good list as you can get.
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Such a disappointment. Getting out is rare these days.
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$30+ ?? Wow. We’ve been getting sushi from Ichi in Rochester. ALWAYS good. Also getting from our badly missed local Del’s. I can’t wait for this to be done. I want a good steak!!
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I want good seafood, enjoyed on the waterfront, with cocktails!!!
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YES!! Me too. My hairdresser just called me to set an APPOINTMENT!! I’M SO ‘CITED!!
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Luckily I had my haircut right before they shut down…. I need a nail salon!!
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I do my own nails.
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I wouldn’t dare.
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It’s very easy. Local salon wanted to hire me but because I hadn’t gone to school (even tho I have 30 years experience) they couldn’t.
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No, they wouldn’t be able to. States require a school certificate for licensing.
Are we talking the powders and liquids and tips like I get? There’s no way I’d be able to do that with my left hand.
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Nope. Just tips, glue, file, and paint.
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My nails are thin and weak, that wouldn’t work.
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Mine are thin, weak and I have a broken line down one that I have to cover or half my nail rips off. These are perfect for them.
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That looks like a huge pile of carp
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And it’s lesser know cousin crap. Yes.
There is a fish called a crappie btw.
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And I fish for them here in Missouri too. What was I thinking? Carp, crap, crappie, it looks like a big pile of all of ‘em 😜
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That is a shame. Although, if it wasn’t for the food delivery services bringing us food from some of our favourite eateries, I would have settled for your tucker.
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We have absolutely no delivery out here in the country. Aside from slow streaming, it’s the highest price we pay.
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No wonder you ventured out, like so many others.
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