Have you ever given someone a gift and had cause to regret it?
I’ve lived with regret for the past few years and felt the old twinge again yesterday.
At first I looked outside and thought how nice…
The husband is trimming a tree.
And then I saw the gift I’ve lived to regret.
He wasn’t trimming branches off the tree, he was cutting it down.
Why?
I don’t know.
Because it was there… and he could, because I’d given him a chain saw as a birthday gift.
Whatever the reason, it’s gone.
Or at least part of it.
And if he thinks he’s leaving this abomination on our lawn he’s sorely mistaken.
Chain saws.
Worst. Gifts. Ever!!
Is that cart from one of his ‘sightseeing’ barn trips???
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No, it was rescued from a friend’s trash heap…. which shouldn’t surprise you.
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I thought you were going to talk about the cart. I bought one like that form my wife. She hated it. I then gave it to a coworker who gave it to her husband. He cut his leg on it and (after it got infected) almost lost his leg! They gave the cart to a family member.
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That sounds like a cursed cart… you’re well rid of it.
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It was cursed from the get-go.
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The demise of a tree does seem like the inevitable consequence of owning a chainsaw and if my understanding of the world is correct (which it may not be given that it’s largely informed by bad movies) the demise of a tree is very much the least worst outcome…
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You may be right. There’s no telling what else he could chop down once he gets warmed up..
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If you ever want “it” to disappear… let me know and I will pay s/h.
I could use a chainsaw.
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I’d love to, but he’d probably just go buy a bigger one.
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In that case – he could also buy a new mailbox and post – while he is out. 😉
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He could.
But I think you know him better by now..
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“Just a flesh wound” are words I hope I never hear when my husband is using the gift..
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I once cut a “dead” tree down that was leaning towards my chicken house.
I used a sawzall – because (sadly) I don’t have a chainsaw .
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Give me your wife’s phone number… I’ll make sure you never do.
😉
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My wife actually helped me (with some ropes) to keep the tree from hitting the chickens. All-in-all it turned out okay
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Men and power tools. Sigh. Perhaps you can plant a new tree elsewhere?
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Yes, but he chops down the large mature trees and we plant saplings.
😣
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At least you get a new tree! I cut down a 30+ foot ficus tree from our backyard when we moved into a new house. OK, I had a tree service because that tree was a monster. The hubby and son pitched a fit until I explained that the roots were heading both into our septic tank and about to burst through the side of the underground pool….. ficus trees are no bueno!
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Well, even I’d agree with that removal.
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😀 I never knew this one was so invasive until the arborist came out. I was just going to have it trimmed. Interestingly the price to trim or to remove was the same. The other problem was it had been improperly trimmed, so one hurricane from the right direction would put it either on my house or the neighbor’s. That beast had to go.
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I’ve only had little ficus trees house plants. Never knew they would do that.
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I say – use some surplus rocks to make a Memorial for the tree that had its life (uhhh) cut short.
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My condolences. That’s like losing a member of the family.
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And it was so sudden..
🙁
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… or a finger – cause…
***wait for it***
that stump looks like a sore thumb now.
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I’d groan, but you’re right.
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He’s just giving it a trim. It’ll grow back…
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Yeah. Like my youth and slim figure…
😩
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Hehe… We can always dream
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You act as if you never saw a chain reaction before. 😉
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Sadly, I see it far too often.
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Lack of communication is a problem with my wife and I. She got upset when I trimmed the tree branches in the front yard a month ago. She claimed I was taking all her shade away.
*** she hardly goes outside anyway.
And just for the record… there is still plenty of shade.
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Our conversations go like this – Him: I want to cut down that tree. Me – Please don’t. It’s not dead.
Then he cuts down the tree.
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I offer this advice with the understanding that I’m not fully aware of the dynamics of your relationship with The Chainsaw Wielder, but: It might be in your best interest to never wear an outfit that looks like a tree…
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Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?
I retired my weeping willow dress years ago…
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A chain saw makes cutting down a tree an impulse decision. We agree on something!
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Don’t sound so surprised…
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My chainsaw made short work of my white lilac this weekend. I’m happy with mine.
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You cut down a lilac? WTH?
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She’s dying. I’m hoping cutting out all the dead crap(and filled with black ants) will make her healthier.
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Whew. You had me worried…
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Did the same thing to the lavender one out front. Had to cut half of her out. She’s looking a bit better but not much. I think they are very old.
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Hey, you give a man a chainsaw, he’s going to cut down a tree with it. That’s just the way the world works!
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And I’m fine with that…. if they’re dead.
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