Because you have to keep laughing.
That’s my plan.
If you have a better one, please share.
I wouldn’t doubt it at this point. Society does seem to be breaking down.
In Maine, a local reporter was interviewing random people last week, asking how they felt about the safety precautions … masks, social distancing, closures etc. When he asked a man who wasn’t wearing a mask… even though it was requested by the store and mandated by the town… the man spit on him.
That’s where we are.
So yeah… Godzilla really doesn’t seem too far fetched.
Dad jokes.
They’ll never die.
I hope so.
I certainly hope so.
River's world..... 
Actually the party is at my house. Bring sticks.
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Sticks?
I’m almost afraid to ask why…..
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Bonfire……………………..?
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Oh, yes.
Of course.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!!!
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You hope so? For the wine or the orgies? Or both?
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The wine. Although with all my favorite sports cancelled, a good competitive orgy might suffice.
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Competitive huh? What would the events be?
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Endurance… think marathon vs sprint.
Style and technique… to be graded like the Olympics. I give that BJ a 9.6!
High score…. most orgasms in a hour?
You know I could go on, right?
😈
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omg
lol!
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“the man sPit on him” — I wish the “h” you had made a typo there, although it might have come out looking like crap. Too late now — the opportunity went down the drain.
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Be careful what you wish for, that may be next.
And since there’s never any toilet paper?
It won’t be pretty.
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If you are going to be doing all the judging you might benefit from a device like this…
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I’m very sorry I clicked, and took the time to read that.
Very, very sorry!
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No you’re not!
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Yeah… I kind of am.
😉
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I’ve had to endure MUCH worse at the hands of yours on the keyboard! 😛
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I looked at the link and thought I better not
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Oh, go on.
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And now I need to scrub my brain with bleach.
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Be sure to drink some as well. I’ve heard it helps.
🤣
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I still can’t believe the nonsense that comes from people’s mouths.
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From that mouth, nothing surprises me anymore.
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I want to click it but I’m too scared.
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Do it!
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I’m going to have to agree with you, Godzilla could show up and then sneeze on all of us and we’d definitely get the COVID….
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Maybe Godzilla has the antibodies for the vaccine…. quick, someone call the miniature Japanese Navy!
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There is nothing in the rules about no orgies during COVID-19!!! (Okay, 6 feet apart–that can be handled!)
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6 feet!! Get away from me with that….
😳
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I was going to suggest that you make sure you have your six inches with you, but six feet? Holy cow. Okay, no cows at the…ahem, party. Also, I don’t think any of this is holy. Mona
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There’s never anything holy here.
😉
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If it takes a global pandemic to allow us to appreciate wine and orgies, then at least there’s one silver lining in COVID.
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Proof positive there’s a bright side to everything.
😉
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Anty bodies. LOL, I love dad jokes.
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They do have a certain droll charm.
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Bahahahaaa!! lol
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