I think we’ve established I won’t eat it.
I’m not eating the kale chips.
I’m not drinking the kale smoothies….
Hell no.
But this?
This is a bridge too far.
Now you want me to wash my hair with it?
Vegan?
Damn…. and here I was looking forward to lathering up with a nice chunk of fat back.
Nope.
This is a kale free household and it’s going to stay that way!
Lemon kale sausage?
Is nothing sacred to vegans?
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When it comes to kale, nothing is sacred.
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Guess what I had for dinner last night!
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Please tell me it wasn’t the sausage…
🤢
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It was kale! I steamed it and then lightly fried it with some caramelised onion – I had some fritters with it too. I had a half a bag left from a recipe I made for one of my clients and I didn’t know what else to do with it. I hate wasting food.
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I hate wasting good food too.
But in my house? Kale doesn’t apply.
😉
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🙂
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It’s important to stick to your principles
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There are some lines I will not cross.
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LOL. I don’t particularly enjoy kale, but I just had some recently for a recipe. I had so much left over that I put a little into our salads one night. When I told my 16 year old we were having kale in our salad, she said (with a hillbilly accent), “oh, kale no.” We had a good laugh. Now, I will always think of that when I see kale.
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Your daughter is wise beyond her years..
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Is it really that bad. I didn’t know there was a shampoo. A bit overkill. I like spinach but I don’t see shampooing my hair with it. So, I understand.
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I didn’t know the abomination existed either.
Think of this post as a public service announcement. Warning! Kale is coming for your hair…
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Kale is also very high in oxalates, which can cause inflammation.
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How about a special–3-4-1 Kale Margaritas?!?!
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Not even on my worst day. That’s the ruination of perfectly good tequila!
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Unfortunately, I tried to get on the kale train but immediately jumped off it. Tasted soo yuck but maybe that’s more due to my cooking ability.
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The only thing kale is good for is lining a bird cage…
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I think you might be right.
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Once upon a time, I thought anything crispy and salty would taste good, so I baked up some kale chips. And then promptly threw them away after tasting one, thereby rendering my hypothesis inaccurate.
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I had a friend blind side me with kale chips.
We’re no longer friends.
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There’s only one letter difference between KALE and ALE, so how bad can it be? Same with TRUST and RUST. Just ask hubby — he knows.
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I don’t need to ask the husband. I know I don’t trust him with rust!
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😉
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“Supports healthy hair”
Y’all know hair is DEAD cells right?
Right?
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Dead… but healthy!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha!!!
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😂
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