Yesterday was a relatively uneventful trip…. which is almost anticlimactic at this point. It’s been such a rich source of blog fodder these past few months.
There was ample toilet paper, meat and soup so maybe the panic buying is finally subsiding.
There was however this sign –
And while I consider my vocabulary larger than your average bear’s, aseptic juice did give me pause.
To my mind the words and septic and juice are not a good mix, for obvious reasons.
Because if I’m thirsty? I don’t usually head for the tank out back that holds our bodily wastes.
But thankfully the word aseptic has a different meaning:
Aseptic processing is a processing technique wherein commercially thermally sterilized liquid products are packaged into previously sterilized containers under sterile conditions to produce shelf-stable products that do not need refrigeration.
Whew… that was close.
My Ocean Spray cranberry almost got crossed off the list.
I’m more concerned about the brain cereal to the right…
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Well that’s self explanatory. Eat it and get smarter. Of course if they included a defective brain you may crave running for political office…
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So it’s not the antiseptic juices that I recall someone recommending we drink to combat the virus then?
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No. But I highly recommend he drink from his septic tank and report back on the curative properties.
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He owes the world that, at the very least.
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I thought it had something to do with alcohol.
😂
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Which is usually a safe bet with my posts…
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Put a little vodka in that aseptic juice just to be on the asafe side.
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For safety purposes.
Yes.
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….and here I still questioned the safety of bottled water…..😳
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You never know…
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The aseptic kale slushie, however, can go in the tank.
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Ha! Yes it can. And that’s right where it belongs…..
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Which way to the beer?
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Follow the green grass over the aseptic juice….
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🤣🤣🤣
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How oddly specific. Also, I doubt very much the cereal on Aisle 4 is hot. Maybe once you get it home and cook it…
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Maybe we’re reading hot incorrectly. It could be wearing a short skirt and heels….
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Well, that IS undoubtedly hot. But who’s wearing these things? Tony the Tiger? Not so grrrreat…
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Maybe it’s Strawberry Shortcake. I always knew she was a little slut.
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Does it make you sterile???
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I don’t know. Try some and find out…
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What a weird category.
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I know, I had to read it twice.
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Not really helping the masses with fancy words.
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Then again, if it forces them to pick up a dictionary… that can’t be bad.
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LOL. True, assuming they have one or know what one is!
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