Lately there’s always something photo worthy at the grocery store.
Since the viral apocalypse, I’ve been seeing weird things on the shelves. Every day items have been replaced with generic and no name brands.
And when it comes to no name brands?
You can’t get any more nameless than this toilet paper.
Not wasting money on advertising slogans here. No sir.
Another weird sight?
A line of products approved by a skinny earth friendly butcher.
Beefy flavored stroganoff?
I’ll pass.
Chickenless Buffalo chicken?
Nope. It’s all yours.
But at least the pad Thai had authentic rice noodles. Because there’s nothing worse than wannabe rice.
And okay, I get it…. vegans have to eat. But it always makes me chuckle the lengths they’ll go to to approximate the taste of meat. If they don’t want to eat animal flesh, fine. They can stuff themselves with kale. Heck, I’ll gladly give them my share.
But enough with the winking plant protein butcher.
He’s not fooling anyone.
How are supplies in your neck of Maine?
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We’re just starting to see canned goods, paper towels and soap on the shelves again.
Good times.
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Stop trying to shove that poorly processed fake crap down our throats. Eat healthy. Eat natural. Processed food can cause cancer. Our bodies are not DESIGNED OR BUILT to digest ARTIFICIAL. If more people understood this, there would be less illness. I learned it the hard way with Nick. Cancer feeds on that crap.
*picks up soapbox, tucks it under arm, walks away*
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Hey, I’m not eating it!
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good!!
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Something about that nameless TP says “Soviet Labor Camp, 1967″…
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Great! It will fit right in with my gulag themed Labor Day barbecue.
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I think in Canada some of the wheat flour was sold in plain, non-descript bags for a while in an effort to get it out to the consumers more quickly . Lol.
2020 is full of loopy stuff! Apparently in Florida you can now get flesh or brain eating amoebas from drinking water…😬
What will August bring? 😃
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I think zombies and Godzilla are all that’s left..
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Godzilla already arrived…wasn’t that the dust cloud? 😂😭
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Damn. You mean I missed him…?
🙁
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Vegans can eat whatever they want but DON’T call it a burger or beefy!!
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Agreed.
There’s no such thing as a rare charbroiled tofu burger.
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We tried to make a soy burger for a vegan friend and it just slithered through the grill grates. I think we might have been missing an ingredient.
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Yes. And the ingredient was beef!
😉
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Exactly!
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There is nothing wrong with (no name) generic TP
…and when there is nothing left – people will eat Soylent Green.
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But even generic has a name!
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Personally, it looks like an overpack that someone broke opened, seperated, and then put on a shelf. Perhaps to make it look like there is a lot of inventory?
The “name” could be on the other side of the package.
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No name, I checked. And they were all separately wrapped. Just a bar code on the bottom.
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The TP pricing is a bit odd as well
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“Beefy flavored” ??? Uh, no.
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Maybe they waved a hamburger over it.
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I don’t know. I see dog food that says “beef flavored” but not “Beefy.”
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That’s because the canine butcher doesn’t wink.
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River, I don’t care what it tastes like, I’d kill for a couple of cans of Lysol Disinfectant Spray right now! Ditto for Clorox Wipes! Dare I continue to hope? Mona
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I haven’t seen Lysol spray, but the Clorox wipes and bleach are back….so yes. There’s hope!
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I’ve yet to see Clorox wipes or Lysol spray where I shop. Ugh. I’ll keep hoping though!
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The thing is Why would vegans want to know what chicken tastes like. that’s just a temptation. What if there’s no fake chicken the the house? Love the taste of what you eat and stop trying
Stay well and laugh when you can
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Well, to be fair.. everything tastes like chicken so they could be confused.
😉
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That’s what I’m saying. Then suddenly oops
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