Never let it be said life with my husband is dull.
Take the other day for example…. he asked me if I wanted to go for a ride up the coast.
Envisioning a leisurely scenic drive along the crystal blue ocean, I jumped at the chance.
This is where we ended up.
A salvage yard.
And it’s a testament to how much I love that man that I was actually thrilled.
Thrilled that he was willing to throw a few things out and not dump pick to add to his collection.
Marriage.
It’s funny that way.
Although what this sign was originally warning against I’m sure I don’t know.
Beware!
Oreo cows ahead?
River's world..... 
Sure, he’s throwing stuff away… but he’s eying what he’s going to come back and get…
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He was. And twitching because he couldn’t shop….
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You just didn’t see the junk he sneaked in!
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Oh no, believe me. I watched!
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Then I agree with masercot. He will be back to collect his treasures!
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I sincerely hope not.
Sigh.
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Beware the beef? Where’s the beef? Lol
I love the dump. I love going to the dump to dump stuff.
The family is banned from the dump. 🙃
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I enjoy the dump for getting rid of things, which he rarely does. This was a definite anomaly….
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Obviously, the sign was warning about novice ninja cows. White belts are always given to the beginners.
That first thing hubs was tossing looked like it could have been repurposed into a foot stool (perhaps that’s what it was), I would have kept that.
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Ninja cows! Now I totally want to find out where that sign was posted.
The object he threw out was an extremely rusted base to a wood stove we never owned. Though I’m glad he didn’t see the footstool potential…..
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See, he needs a sand-blaster. Cast iron? Outdoor footstool.
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No, he doesn’t.
The sand blaster or the outdoor footstool!
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Okay, this was funny! Maybe they never made it to yellow belt ninja because they were unable to kick high enough? The word “repurpose” should not be used around her house. It only encourages more piles.
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Hahaha – sorry, I didn’t mean to use a banned term.
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Finally…. someone who gets it. Nothing is ever repurposed here!
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Warning: Cows with tummy slimming belts?
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Yes. Because one should always avoid exercising cows….
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Who doesn’t need a half sliced cow caution conversation starter sign ? Please tell me you did not let that get away !
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I did.
Though I’m beginning to regret it..
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The hot plate/gas burner/whatever that hubby is holding up looks pretty rusty. I’m amazed he was able to resist bringing such a treasure home.
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It was the base to an ancient wood stove.
We don’t have an ancient wood stove.
And now, thankfully…. we don’t have it’s base either.
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He threw junk out??? And didn’t take any to bring back home?? Are you sure that is YOUR husband!??!?!?!?!?!
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I know! When we got home I had to check for pods…..
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I love your blog… as soon as I see a post I begin to laugh … have not been disappointed as yet.
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Aww, thanks.
Happy to share a smile.
😊
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And where were you when the soap opera was going on….taking pictures….your husband is a good sport and you make me laugh.
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Well, I helped throw things out as well. But these miracles must be documented.
😉
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He got rid of stuff?? Oh be still my heart!!
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I know! It was an honest to God miracle.
Of course it wasn’t nearly enough stuff, but still.
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It was a start.
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