Remember the free pool table my husband came home with a while back?
Well… it turns out the damn thing is going to cost us a fortune.
Why?
Because now that he has a pool table, he wants to build a bar. And while I’ve never been a woman to argue with bars, if he builds the bar he wants to heat and cool the space… which means he had a guy (the son of the soon to be ex friends who gifted us the pool table, which can’t be a coincidence) come over and give us an estimate for a heat pump unit.
Ka-ching! That free pool table is going to cost us $4,000.
But that’s not all.
If he heats and cools the space it has to be air tight. And while he did put insulation under the floor and behind his pretty walls….
It’s a barn! It’s nowhere near air tight.
So….
Construction of a frame to seal air leaks in the big doors began.
Foam boards were purchased and cut. (with – it’s a miracle! – a 21rst century tool)
But my idea of an easily removable frame was thrown out like baby’s dirty bath water.
And to my horror….
This monstrosity emerged.
A screwed in framework with double sided attached foam boards.
And plywood covering.
This sucker isn’t going anywhere.
When I lamented the decided un-movability of this air leak blocking structure, he told me it would only take a few minutes to undo if we needed to open the doors.
Considering it took him a day and half to put together, I highly doubt the veracity of this statement.
And if you think the sound of the cash register ringing is finished?
Au contraire mes amis, it’s just begun.
The heat pump contractor told him in order for all the heat to stay downstairs, the ceiling would have to be insulated as well.
This is the ceiling.
It’s a lot of ceiling.
And this stuff is $55 a bag.
KA- fuckin’-CHING!
And I haven’t even talked about how he’s going to have to block off the opening to the second floor yet.
Free.
It’s a relative term.
And, four thousand dollars later, he’s got himself a clubhouse!
NO GIRLS ALLOWED…
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Which would be fine if he didn’t make this girl help him build it.
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You’ll have to report back in the spring. If a heat pump can get that space comfy in a Maine winter, it may work for my much smaller workshop. Check the prices on insulation from a lumber yard. We got a great deal when we did our addition. A bag of 25 of those bags, for about 50% less than retail.
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The one he wants is efficient to -18 degrees. Will he want to go out to the barn when it’s that cold? Of course not. But it’s worth $4,000 to have the ability to.
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Wow! If I could keep my workshop at even 50 degrees, I think I would work in it in the winter. I can heat it up to 50, pretty quick with a propane space heater, but the tools are too cold to hold. I mentioned this to my wife this morning. She agreed that these people should be ex-friends.
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Alas, I know my husband… and come winter? The heat pump will be pumping away while he’s in the living room couch watching The Sons of Katie Elder.
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Great movie. Maybe the barn needs a recliner and a big screen TV.
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He’s already mumbled about the tv… god help me.
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🙂
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I’m hoping when it’s all said and done you can recoup the cost by using your new bar to sell (highly overpriced – that’s key) drinks to all the “friends” who unload “free” stuff onto your husband.
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I like the way you think…
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Throw in some overpriced “by the slice” pizza and the $$ recovery will be faster.
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It’s bad enough I have to build and clean this thing…. I am not cooking for it!
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Brilliant.
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Think of it as a trade off, because it looks like the barn is no longer a hoarder’s p[paradise.
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Oh, it still is. The hoard is just being moved from corner to corner…
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Movement is progress. Do we have to do a review of physics, or just Einstein?
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Movement is not progress in this case… it’s just movement. When things move off our property? That will be progress.
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It is good you know how to build as does hubby. No wonder the pool table in our big red barn warped after a few years. So few monies spend as I think my family inherited it also from a “good friend.”
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I’m re-examining the status of our friendship with them as we speak.
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I do that every day lately.
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You’ll have to put a coin operated mechanism on the pool table to recoup your costs. Should only take about, what? Ten years?
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More like 25.
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Holy barn builder Batman! Yeah I’d kick those soon to be ex-friends to the curb and soon.
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A thoughtful gift it was not.
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Might as well get a liquer and food liscense and open a small cafe to make some money back!!
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If he would run it… I might.
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Precisely why my “free” boat will end up being anything but.
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Nothing about the word boat is free.
Matter of fact, I think you owe $10 just using the word…
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Well I love billiards and the room looks like it’s gonna turn out great, so… when can I come over and shoot some pool?
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I’m estimating 2029. Plan accordingly.
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lol!
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Hubby obviously has too much time on his hands.
P.S. Beware of friends who play “dirty pool.”
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The thing is, he really doesn’t!
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He would have to get rid of a LOT of stuff. LOTS of stuff. Does he realize this??
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He keeps telling people he’s going to, but nothing ever goes anywhere.
🙁
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Some DID go to the dump the other day right?
Did the Turtle sand box go??
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Some metal went to the scrap yard. None of it was his though.
The crab ended up at our local recycle barn.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha oops..*cough* sorry
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Not as sorry as I am.
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You will have to have him watch The Music Man and see if he notices the scam. Pool right here in Rivercity !
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Thankfully a pool is the one thing he doesn’t want. Though he has sputtered about a pond now and then..
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Agreeing with some of the other comments in that those potentially ex-friends sound rather shifty. Is this a good time to introduce you to my buddy Bubbles so you can inquire about her “resolution services”…?
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I think it’s time, yes.
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😱 on the bright side, you can stumble home drunk with ease.
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There is that, yes.
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Well, if he’s insulating the barn, it ought to be comfortable enough for him to live in there…
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There is a water cooler… and a love seat.
You may be on to something there.
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My condolences. Your hubs will have to charge admission to his new bar to help pay for it!
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If only…
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A Tiki Bar open to the breezes would be cheaper.
Just saying.
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I mentioned ceiling fans but it didn’t fly…
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