A little background before we begin:
I have a YouTube channel.
The only reason I have a YouTube channel is so I can post short ridiculous videos of meaningless drivel here on my blog.
Nests, ducks, ants, roof leaks and the ever popular baby barn.
As you can see by the number of views, my audience is limited. And who can blame them? Watching my roof leak will only excite a small demographic.
Yes, occasionally a friend will stumble on my channel and watch a few…. but without my blog narrative they don’t make a whole lot of sense.
Which is fine, because I don’t have time for… nor interest in…. promoting this channel.
So I have to ask… why?
Why have I gone from 8 subscribers to 805?
And while I don’t mean this to be a racially charged statement…. there aren’t any John or Jane Smiths on the list.
Totskie Pacino.
Al’s 3rd cousin twice removed? Could be.
After a little research, I found comments.
I didn’t understand them, but I found them.
And upon further study it seems this video, that I posted when we visited the Jacksonville, Florida Zoo 2 years ago….
Is the reason.
Holy mother of wombats!
It went from 7 views to 100,000 in the span of a week.
And a few days later?
Another 92,000 views. WTH?
Is there some lame international search engine that was so desperate to provide results they chose my far from riveting 51 second clip over this?
I’m befuddled.
I mean hell, my video wasn’t titled Look At This Awesome Tiger! So why are 192,988 people searching the web for IMG 5867?
Yes, I’m befuddled. And also a little ticked.
Clearly Evelyne Robinson hasn’t been paying attention.
If I did indeed have a tiger?
He’d be as fat as momma woodchuck and unable to nimbly traverse my lovely backyard waterfall.
*Note to self – check into installing lovely backyard waterfall. Red squirrels can’t swim*
Yes, my views are up.
But once these subscribers realize it’s nothing but woodchucks and barn insulation, I fear my stats will be taking a dramatic downturn.
Sorry Totskie.
Can you copy comments and translate them on Google translate? Maybe all those people watched that Tiger King thing on Netflix and were looking for more. 🤷♀️
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I’ll try that. Most of the comments are bland… Nice kitty. Wow. We look like steak. But the Tiger King thing could be a reasonable answer.
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Jacksonville still has a zoo? I went there as a child… you could still feed the animals back then…
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It’s still there, but not a good zoo in my opinion. Small enclosures, unhappy animals.
🙁
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That’s because we can’t feed them anymore.
The Dallas zoo was a lot like that: Small enclosures, sad animals… I’d recommend the New Orleans zoo…
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The National Zoo in Washington is the worst. So old and small. North Carolina did it right, huge open areas and they don’t even guarantee you’ll see anything.
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Oh my gosh! I’d be a bit alarmed too. You’re trending! LOL.
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I’m a lot of things, but trendsetting isn’t one of them.
🤣
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Most people surfing youtube channels, in my opinionated opinion, have the attention span of a fruitfly. Kind of like my puppy.
Also many of these people want a click in return. It’s about stats. I clicked you, so you click me…
Anyway I started but haven’t completed the puppy antics youtube channel myself. I can only wonder…what will happen?
Weird.
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Weird, because I’ve had this channel for ages…. and have been posting drivel under the radar for a long time. So why now?
Weird.
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YouTube is weird. I’ve watched several of your momma chuck / baby chuck videos. It looks to me like you feed the animals in your zoo.
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Our residents are fed well, and often. No skinny critters here!
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Mine is set to private. No views.
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But if I did that, what’s the point of sharing them here? You wouldn’t be able to see them….
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I can share them on other sites…………..
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Now that the Tiger King has been put away are you taking the throne as the Tiger Queen?
I get a lot of subscriptions to my The RVidiots channel that turn out to be nothing but an avenue for Spam comments.
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Queen does have a nice ring to it…
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AND A YOUTUBE STAR IS BORN!! Following in the steps of Justen Biever or whatever his name is!!!! Now you can afford to send me a blueberry whatever in your own personal plane!
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Interesting.
If I can monetize the squirrels and woodchucks, you’re on!
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After quickly reading this blog post I’ve come up with this……HOLY HELL YOU HAVE A TIGER RIVER???? I’m pretty sure that’s exactly why your viewership has jumped, lol. So, what’s your tiger’s name?
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I don’t think we have a tiger, but if there was one stashed in the big barn I might not find it.
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Poor Totskie. He had such hope, but then…
Come to think of it, I have a YouTube channel as well. I haven’t checked it, never mind updated it, in years, but I suppose I should. I might be a huge star in a country that I’ve never visited…
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You’re a god in Turkmenistan.
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Crazy how the Internet works!
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Or crazy that my public took so long to find me. Tough call.
😉
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😂
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