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Where there’s a will there’s a way.
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In this scenario, I see my noodle landing in my margarita… and no one wants that.
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Distance.
It’s all relative.
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Canadians have the right idea with hockey sticks. You can measure distance as well as crack heads if someone gets too close.
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Wisconsin? I don’t know. I’d rather not be on the back end of that ruler…
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Bubble gyms?
If they were covered in black fabric so no one could see my quarantine twenty jiggling… maybe.
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Excellent.
And I bet their conversation is more interesting than your cousin Darryl’s anyway.
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Squirrels are people too.
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Pffft!
What’s next, motion sensor operated baptism?
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Now that makes sense!
River's world..... 
Keeping weightlifters in plastic is okay, but don’t sell them after their expiration date.
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Agreed. When they’re past their sell by date they look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Speedo. And no needs to see that ..
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I like the last one. I have enough Corona empties to do that here.
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Still laughing. Perhaps we have the same “unique” sense of humor. That’s scary. Lol
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I sincerely hope so!
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Are the Corona cans full or empty? If the former can customers drink a can if they don’t have the virus? People want to know!
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I’m guessing full, but during a pandemic people get thirsty so…
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You act like a pool noodle in your margarita is a bad thing. I see it as a very efficient straw (and an excuse for a second round).
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Are they hollow?
Then sign me up!
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I’m sure your husband has tools on hand in which to hollow them out, and the inclination to take on such a project.
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You would think so, but any project I suggest is destined to be shelved for at least 20 years.
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Sigh. This does not instill my confidence in the human race.
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No foam noodle for you. Got it.
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Ha! Keep the noodle. I want to Corona Beer.
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Oh geez, a hand sanitizing holy water dispenser….lmao. It seems like a good idea to me!
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I suppose Jesus would have liked one when he was washing feet.
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Who knew squirrels could read? Well, maybe they can read sign language.
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I’m sure momma red squirrel can read finger language. At least she should be able to by now..
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Very creative…there was a sign in Perkins Cove at one of the restaurants that showed how many dogs apart people should be. I saw that at the beginning of July and thought it was a riot but places are getting way more creative!
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Perkins Cove, Ogunquit? Are you from Maine..
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No…just a favorite spot in Maine. I was there twice in July. Maine is the only place I have been this year. 4 times since July. Love your state! I lived there for 7 yrs…50 yrs ago. In South Paris.
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Maine is a wonderful place, I can’t argue with that!
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An English teacher once asked me for ways to solve the “weight” crisis in America. Jokingly, I told her they could build obstacles to make people work to get across the parking lot to Target. She gushed and said it was a great idea, completely serious.
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Hurdle to Wal Mart? Swing across the most to Kohl’s? It could work…
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I’m with on black plastic instead of clear around the gym gear. No one needs to see my pandemic paunch.
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