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Out of nowhere the husband decided to clean the garage.
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And there was lots to sort through and clean believe me.
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Did I crochet that?
I once superglued the straps of my bathing suit together, so… no.
Like hundreds of other items that show up in our out buildings, I have no clue how it came to be there. But the point is, the husband was willing to get rid of some things and that had to be celebrated.
Applauded.
And crowed about on a blog.
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Okay, so he wasn’t willing to part with everything. This was old, rusted and didn’t work.
In other words, a keeper!
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Halfway though the day he stumbled on that motorcycle dolly he just had to have. You know the one… I bought it for his birthday 10 years ago, almost broke my back getting it into the house and wrapped? The one he not only didn’t use, but never even opened?
Yeah, that one.
Problem was it had been stuck in the back of the garage for all that time and a mouse family had moved in. So when he picked it up?
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The bottom of the box gave way.
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And pounds of mouse shavings, clippings and poo fell out.
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But one side of the building revealed it did indeed have a (seriously cracked) floor and the truck was filling up for a dump run.
Cue the brass band.
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Naturally if I put anything in there, it had to be gone over with a fine tooth comb. Which by the way, I found three of.
None with a full set of teeth.
Good times.
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He’s just going to fill it up again. That’s what I’d do…
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Please, don’t kill my buzz.
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You know, if he reforms, your blog traffic is going to take a hit. I mean, watching a guy play pool in s sparkling barn is only good for so long.
I’m worried.
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If he would get rid of only half his crap? I’d gladly quit blogging altogether!
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Oh nooooooo!
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Okay , not gladly. Or without a fight.
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I’ve always wondered how people cleaned their teeth before tooth brushes were invented. When you found those old tooth combs, I realize you found the answer to my question (though I assume the remaining attached teeth were false teeth). .
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I’ve read early people used the end if tree branches, though what the substitute for Crest was I can only guess…
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You went to the dump and didn’t come back with anything? I’m impressed! Or is that a later blog?
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He went by himself and came back empty handed. I’m telling you…. there’s airborne bacon somewhere.
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😲
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I know!
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It’s the first step to Hoarders Anonymous, meetings are Mondays and Weds, new comers welcome. Please do not bring your crap, ahem I mean your antiques with you to the meeting, there is limited space….🤣😝😂😁
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My name is River and I may be guilty of enabling. But I’ll bring blueberry lemon pound cake!
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The question is how much ‘new stuff’ will he bring back in the truck?!?!?
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None. He came back with none!
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I noticed a “for Sale by Owner sign”, so logic would dictate that at some time in his life, he was able to part with stuff, for a price.
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You would think so, but guess what? He brought that home from the dump as well.
🤣
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Dump to home? Some would call that “transference”
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I prefer when it transfers the other way.
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So empty. It feels incomplete. Like it needs more junk.
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* reaches out to virtually slap you *
😒
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😂 sorry, couldn’t help it!
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