Who is this man and what have you done with my husband?

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It’s beginning to feel like Invasion of the Body Snatchers up at Casa River.

There’s a pod here somewhere…. I know it.

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It’s the only possible explanation for why you can currently see the floor… and walls!…. of our garage.

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The look alike alien husband removed the rattle trap archaic blower which was here when we moved in.

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He even *gasp* hung things up. Look, little shelves with neatly coiled tie down straps! Be still my heart.

And then? Excuse me while I reach for my smelling salts… he took his prized 400 lb antique potato planter out of the big barn.

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He loaded it on his truck.

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And gave it to our town’s historical society!

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(I think I may have passed out at this point.)

And just when I was sure my husband had been replaced by an otherworldly facsimile…

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I found him back in the garage knee deep in this.

Delicate apparatus?

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Well, not quite.

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Box full of rusty old tools that haven’t worked since Christ was a Corporal?

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There he is!

Welcome back honey. I missed you…

18 thoughts on “Who is this man and what have you done with my husband?”

  1. Did he move the rusty old blower or get rid of it. There are plans in the Internet for making a forge with one of those. I looked. My wife vetoed.

    It was very nice of him to donate the potato planter. I visit a lot of historic societies, and I am always grateful to the people who donate items.

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  2. I was scared for a second there. Santa Mira is about as far from you as it’s possible to get in the continental U.S. and if the pods had spread that far…
    It looks like things are all right but you might want to schedule an appointment with Dr. Bennell just to be sure.

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  3. I initially laughed so hard I spit my drink on my laptop screen and then I come here and read some of the comments (after wiping the laptop down!) and had to clean the screen again! Thank you all for the chuckles!

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