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It’s beginning to feel like Invasion of the Body Snatchers up at Casa River.
There’s a pod here somewhere…. I know it.
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It’s the only possible explanation for why you can currently see the floor… and walls!…. of our garage.
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The look alike alien husband removed the rattle trap archaic blower which was here when we moved in.
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He even *gasp* hung things up. Look, little shelves with neatly coiled tie down straps! Be still my heart.
And then? Excuse me while I reach for my smelling salts… he took his prized 400 lb antique potato planter out of the big barn.
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He loaded it on his truck.
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And gave it to our town’s historical society!
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(I think I may have passed out at this point.)
And just when I was sure my husband had been replaced by an otherworldly facsimile…
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I found him back in the garage knee deep in this.
Delicate apparatus?
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Well, not quite.
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Box full of rusty old tools that haven’t worked since Christ was a Corporal?
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There he is!
Welcome back honey. I missed you…
River's world..... 
I don’t want to alarm you, but you really need to get a DNA sample to see if that really IS your husband. Good luck.
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I know. It’s quite frightening… he looks like him, but.
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Did he move the rusty old blower or get rid of it. There are plans in the Internet for making a forge with one of those. I looked. My wife vetoed.
It was very nice of him to donate the potato planter. I visit a lot of historic societies, and I am always grateful to the people who donate items.
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He threw the blower out! And now I’m very glad he didn’t see the forge plans…
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He was just playing games with you!!!
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As long as he’s cleaning and throwing things out? He can play all he wants…
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Something is definitely amiss at Casa River….with Mr. River that is…
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Pods. I need to search for pods….
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He had to make room for the new old stuff!
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Don’t say that, even in jest.
😳
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I was scared for a second there. Santa Mira is about as far from you as it’s possible to get in the continental U.S. and if the pods had spread that far…
It looks like things are all right but you might want to schedule an appointment with Dr. Bennell just to be sure.
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If things continue this way, I may have to. After I get the imposter to clean out the cellar of course…
😈
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People sure did come up with some interesting contraptions back in the day. I’ve got a potato planter…two, actually. They’re attached to my wrists and are quite efficient at digging holes.
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Yes, but are they rusty and do they weigh 400lbs, that’s the question.
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I initially laughed so hard I spit my drink on my laptop screen and then I come here and read some of the comments (after wiping the laptop down!) and had to clean the screen again! Thank you all for the chuckles!
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That’s what I’m here for!
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Wow, he’s throwing out stuff not just moving it around? That’s progress!
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It’s mind blowing is what it is!
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