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Have you ever sat on an orthopedist’s table watching an ultra sound monitor as they stick a foot long red hot poker in your knee?
No? Well, I did yesterday morning… and oddly enough I don’t recommend it.
First it was a shot of lidocaine… which I can only describe as being injected with molten hot lava.
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Yes, exactly like that.
Holy water? Pfft. Lidocaine’s got that beat hands down… and it was only the appetizer.
A minute later the big gun came out. Cortisone, to aid in pain relief and reduce inflammation from my deep root meniscus tear.
Pain relief? After a week of beached whale status on the couch I said bring it!
Holy mother of God. I’ve had cortisone shots before, but never in a deep rooted knee injury. And let me tell you, I never want to have one there again.
I realize that screaming isn’t the best thing to do in a doctors office as it tends to make the people in the waiting room uncomfortable, but damn. I couldn’t help it. That needle kept going in, and in, and in …
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Lying bastards.
I yelped upon entry. (Lidocaine, you suck and didn’t dull a thing.)
I squealed when it was halfway there. (Numbing agent my ass.)
And when that foot long bastard finally got to where it needed to be? I think I was crying for my late mother.
And mind you, I’m the high pain tolerant girl who recovered from a full abdominal hysterectomy with no morphine or fentanyl because I’m narcotic resistant.
So did this torture session offer pain relief? My knee felt a little better later that afternoon.. but I woke up in the middle of the night with throbbing and swelling where I didn’t have it before. So now I’m dealing with the “temporary pain and inflammation at the injection site for 48 hours” that only a few lucky people experience.
Long story short?
It sucks to be me right now.
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Oh River, I’m sorry your having to go through that. I can only imagine the pain, here’s hoping your inflammation and pain subside soon.
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It’s beyond aggravating that something which was supposed to relieve my pain, now makes it hurt worse.
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You described my experience with a cortisone shot EXACTLY. Hurt like hell going into my wrist, then woke up in the middle of the night in excruciating pain. I actually had to call in sick the next day because my job revolved around using a pencil and paper and I couldn’t work my cortisoned wrist. I’m sure you can imagine how easy showering and using the bathroom were…
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I’d like to say I’m glad I’m not the only one but I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. The wrist would be an equally bad place… of course I can’t stand on one leg to put my underwear on, so the knee isn’t really any better.
🙄
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Ugh. Sounds awful. Some nice beverages making their way into your hands?
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Not yet….
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And adding insult to injury the squirrels are laughing!!
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It wouldn’t surprise me a bit.
🤨
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Oh gawd. I hope you aren’t the few that get worsened pain instead on relief AFTER the 48 hours. I don’t ever want a cortisone in the knee from the sound of your experience 😖
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Is that possible?
Shit!
😫
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YES. I can attest to it and it lasts for several weeks.
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Well, crap. That’s all I need!
😒
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You’ll be fine! No one can be as unlucky as me on the cortisone front.
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Morphine doesn’t affect me. I can be that unlucky, trust me.
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😔 I’ll have my fingers crossed for you. Hope you’re prancing and dancing soon.
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I rarely prance, but thank you.
😉
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I would not do well in this situation. I would not be the only one requiring medical attention once the scene played out…
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They wisely stayed out of striking distance while sticking me.
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I’m so sorry, River. Your description had me cringing in sympathy. *hugs* Make hubby take care of you!
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Cringe worthy is what I was going for. As for hubby, yeah. That’s funny.
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Oh man, so sorry. That sounds horrible.
You’re hardly the first I’ve known describe such an issue with cortisone shots. So much so that when offered one as treatment for a foot issue years ago, I not only said “No!” I said, “Hell, no!” It seemed those who got some relief only had it temporarily, so the pain of the injection hardly seemed worth it.
Maybe time to pursue alternative solutions? In the meantime, self-medicate in proven ways that work, even if only short-term 🙂
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Funny thing is I’ve had them twice before for a shoulder injury and never had an issue. But the knee? Apparently not a good spot.
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I have had Lidocaine and cortisone (note, i mispelled Lidocaine and spell check suggested cocaine), and both were bad. Not as bad as you describe, because mine were in my shoulder, but bad. I’d never do it again. I hope you feel better in 24-48 hours.
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I had it in my shoulder years ago and it was instant pain relief. This time, in my knee? Instant pain.
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😦
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Ouch! Things were so much better when doctors just used leeches to treat everything…
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There’s never a leech around when you need one…..
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You see that shot in the picture you posted? Huh? See it? The cancer immunotherapy shot I get is BIGGER than that. No kidding. No sarcasm. It is bigger. They have to freeze a part of my upper butt so I do not feel it, mostly. I get that shot every 28 days for the rest of my life, so yeah, I kind of get it.
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Yikes. I’m sorry for whining… you’re a better man than I.
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The alternative is more permanent
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YOU STAYED AWAKE FOR THAT SHIT?????
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I wasn’t given an option for unconsciousness.
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Were you OUT of margarita mix????
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It was 9:00am. A trifle early, even for me.
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So Sorry. Reading on to see how you are.
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Thanks….
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