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Are you ready for 2020 to be over?
I know I am.
So let’s look ahead to 2021 and see what’s in store.
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I hope you have better future plans than mine.
The first three words I saw?
Crabs, pussy and butter.
Uh oh.
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Are you ready for 2020 to be over?
I know I am.
So let’s look ahead to 2021 and see what’s in store.
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I hope you have better future plans than mine.
The first three words I saw?
Crabs, pussy and butter.
Uh oh.
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River's world..... 
Wine, Friend, Chipotle.
wth??
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If you eat at Chipotle, you’ll need a friend to hold the bucket.
🤢
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yup
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Sorry. I think I’m busy that night..
😑
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Hah! The first three words I saw were wine, Chipotle and yehaw…lmao.
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Too funny.
🤣
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Mine was wine, friend and a ladies anatomical part.
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Wine seems to be the winner today.
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Wine, Jut, A Boyfriend
And then some unmentionables.
And then GRIN!
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Lots of wine in the coming year. That can’t be bad!
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You might enjoy this bit of crabby humor:
A native of the Eastern Shore of Maryland got stopped by a game warden as he was leaving the bay with an ice chest full of live blue crabs and bay water.
The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those crabs?”
“Naw, my friend, I ain’t got no license. These here are my pet crabs.”
“Pet crabs?”
“Yep. Every night I take these crabs down to the bay and let ’em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take ’em home.”
“That’s a bunch of Bull! Crabs can’t do that!”
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”
“Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!”
The man poured the crabs into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” said the man.
“When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?”
“The crabs!”
“WHAT crabs?”
Folks from the Eastern Shore of Maryland may not be as smart as some, but they ain’t as dumb as many.
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Ha!
Love it. Sounds like something a Maine lobsterman would do.
🦞
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Yup!
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“Wine”, “marriage” and “friends”. Not a bad combination.
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Sounds like a good year.
👍
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Not really. My doctor made me give up wine.
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Noooo!
😱
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Pot, sex, and I saw anal and money at the same time 🤣.
WTF…😂
Since I don’t do drugs I assume the pot means something culinary yo. 🙃
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Anal and money at the same time is a little troubling.
😉
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Why is that word even in there…🥺🤣
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It’s 2020. Nothing is out of bounds….
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Wine, money and marriage…I don’t drink so unless Trump is re-elected that won’t be in my future. Money…I can always gratefully accept that and marriage…no thank you! Not happening…
Hopefully, money will win out!
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If you can get through this election cycle without drinking? You’re a far better person than I…
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Butter, beach and friend. Don’t know why, I hate sand and beaches.
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But… butter. That’s always a win.
👍
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Wine (yes!), pen, and marriage (hell, no)!
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Ha! Be careful drinking wine in 2021, you might end up at a chapel in Vegas with Elvis officiating your nuptials.
🤣
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Friends, money, sex.
What, no alcohol? How can you enjoy any of those three things without it? Hmm…
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That sounds good to me. As long as you’re not paying your friends for sex.. that’s another blog entirely.
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One of my first three was “auk” and I don’t know what that means. Well, I know what an auk is–thanks PBS!–but I have a bad feeling it means 2021 is giving me the bird.
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That’s exactly what it means. Congrats.
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I saw A NEW CAR in the bottom line. I hope you can afford it after all your plumbing, shed, and barn expenses.
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Cash register bells have been ringing loudly at Casa River.
🥺
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First word I saw was wine and I stopped searching.
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Because you didn’t need anything else.
Nice.
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Wine, boobs and sex. Lookin’ forward to it…
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Happy New Year!
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Wine, pizza and Carl? Who the hell is Carl?
I do like the other two though.
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The pizza delivery guy.. ?
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Ohh yes.
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Marriage, Beach and Pussy. Nope. 3 Strikes for me.
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Guess you’ll have to wait for 2022..
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I saw wine, boyfriend, vodka. Not sure what to make of that…
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Hmm. If you were single I’d say enjoy..
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