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A new follower is always a lovely thing.
Unless it’s a bot, a business or one of those endless fake blogs I zap on a daily basis.
Last week?
A new follower of the utmost distinction joined my list. There he is, right at the top.
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Yes, The World’s Best Farter has joined our ranks. I’m not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed, but welcome Mr. Farter.
Pull up a chair.
Preferably over there, in the far corner.
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Now admit it…
You’re jealous he found me first.
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River's world..... 
Oh man! I need a better tag line. Maybe then SOMeONE will do a post about how awesome I am 😂
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I’d be happy to recommend you to the Farter….
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Ha ha ha!!
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I’m so proud….
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Sadly, he found me first…
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Way to burst a girl’s bubble.
😒
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I didn’t even know there was a contest.
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And now you do.
Please train accordingly…
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You are welcome to him.
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As long as you’re a real blogger, you’re welcome here. Windy or not.
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lol
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You can keep him, thank you. We are a distinguished bunch thank you very much! lol
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I was hoping he’d drop by and say hello….
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I think he’ll be a real gas!
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Or full of it.
Close call…
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No need to make such a stink about it! 😀
I have been wondering about some of the odd blogs following me of late – are they even real?
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When I see a new follower I check their page. The ones that don’t have a real blog.. and by that I mean posts that aren’t selling something or filled with useless copy and paste advice. The blogs that have comments and show interaction with followers, I allow. Everyone else gets zapped.
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Stink – I mean think – of it this way: better the Farter be a follower of Rivergirl than Rivergirl be a follower of Trump. I’d even hold my nose and vote for the Farter over Trump.
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A bigger bag of wind you’re not apt to find…
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Nothing but the best—farters–for you!! Has he commented yet?
Now you make me want to look up my followers!!! NOT!
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Not yet.
I was hoping a blog devoted entirely to him would be irresistible..but alas, no.
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And here I thought Joseph Pujol–stage name “Le Petomane”, but, as far as I know, no relation to the governor of the western territory where the town of Rock Ridge is located–was the world’s best farter.
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You’ll have to take that up with my new follower. I don’t claim to be an expert on the subject…
😉
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I’m so excited about possibly getting to meet royalty. Wait, am I wearing the right outfit? I better change…
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Please practice your genuflecting…. don’t embarrass me.
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I was more excited about the car. Wish they had that in the U.S.
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Ha! Before or after the fart?
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One of my more interesting followers was a group that hijacked my blog about a year ago. Husband, former cryptologist and code cracker, informed me they might be passing information in code. Another blogger said it was spam or was it the dark web. It was intriguing the language used and they focused on two of my posts and had quite the conversation. I had no idea what was going on. I wrote a blog about it and someone noticed and the dialogue stopped.
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How utterly bizarre. But I suppose that would be a good place for a hidden conversation…
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I should say “the hijacking of my blog ended.”
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He probably ate too much squirrel.
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Lol! Could be…
🤣
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So what makes a good fart? Is it the decibel level, or the olfactory tingle level?
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We’ll have to wait for my new follower to weigh in on that one. I don’t claim to be the expert he is.
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Me either, and that stinks to high heaven.
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