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What is it they say…?
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Hmm. I’d have no problem with supply, momma red squirrel reproduces like a rabbit.
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Now I love me some biscuits and gravy… but no.
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And though I’ve been known to make a mean gumbo…. again, no.
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Squirrel ravioli? Can’t quite wrap my mind around that.
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While I admit they annoy me to no end, that image is a trifle disturbing.
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Fried squirrel heart on crackers with cheese? You don’t see that on many appetizer trays.
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Squirrel lard cookies.
Is it me…. or do they look like little nut topped turds?
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River's world..... 
I’ve had squirrel stew…
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And….?
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Meh…
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So I’m guessing it didn’t taste like chicken?
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Like dark meat chicken… but gamey…
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And so much work for so little meat.
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Show stoppers, indeed. When I was still working, one of my coworkers brought squirrel stew to a holiday pot-luck. No one touched it.
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Should have told them it tastes just like chicken…
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*I just threw up a little in my mouth*
Thanks for that.
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You’re quite welcome. When you try the squirrel and dumplings, let me know.
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*claps hand over mouth and RUSHES to the loo!*
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When ted squirrels invade your property and start chewing through your buildings, squirrel pot pie will sound much more appetizing.
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I have dogs. They stay away.
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Sorry – I am horrified, especially as there is a squirrel on the lawn outside eating one of the peanuts from the birdfeeder. This is too much for me to cope with. I am going to go and curl up in a ball, hugging my knees and rock to and from until the thought of squirrel recipes has gone.
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I don’t blame you. It is rather horrifying… but we just found a giant hole the red squirrels chewed through our newly painted barn so it’s all about perspective.
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GROSS!
Rabbit ~> equally GROSS!
Fox ~> the same
I would have to be STARVING . . . literally.
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I know. Though all food is cultural, it won’t be on my dinner plate anytime soon.
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You better hope Mama Squirrel doesn’t know you posted all this about her and her family or you will really see what she can do to make your life miserable!!
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Now that I know there’s a recipe book? I say bring it!
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NNOOOOOO!!! I know you are seeking revenge on the Squirrel Mafia, but I do not advocate for Squirrel cuisine. Yuck…plus I didn’t need to see that instant pot pic of a naked, not to mention headless squirrel. No mockingbirds, I don’t mind seeing in my cat’s mouth….those assholes a pain.
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No, as much as they annoy me… this was strictly a WTH post. The fact that there even is a squirrel cookbook is tres creepy.
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Yep, just like Possum, eewww
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I’ve had it, but I’m not a fan.
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I probably wouldn’t be either. But then I’m not a fan of the living ones either…
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I love the living ones as long as they stay out of the attic. They can have all our pecans as far as I’m concerned.
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I love our grey squirrels, but the little red bastards are evil incarnate.
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Ha!
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I am fairly certain it was on the menu at a wild game dinner. hey it is food. I wonder if there is a chili recipe ?
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I think there’s a chili recipe for everything. Moose and bear up here..
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did you say biscuits and gravy…. yum
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Normally I would agree, it’s my idea of heaven on a plate.
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The Welsh/Irish side of my family ate anything that moved slower than they did, so I ate a lot of different critters as a kid. Put enough savory spices on it so you can’t taste it and you can get it down.
But these days, Rusty don’t eat no rodents.
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I have never knowingly eaten a rodent. Though someone did slip me a chocolate covered grasshopper as a kid.
🦗
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Can’t say I have ever tried one, but they would be kosher …
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“So much work for so little meat?” Shoot ’em with a shotgun. Problem solved.
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I meant the dressing and prep!
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Soak it in milk and it should take away some of the gaminess.
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Thanks for the advice, but I doubt I’ll be taking it.
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Oh god. This post was disturbing. 🤢
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That was the plan.
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Hmmmm, where is that “Dislike” button at?
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Sorry. I just had to…
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Uh no on the cookies. Grandma Wilson made Squirrel and dumplings. I’d eat anything that included her dumplings.
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Really? I love dumplings, but… yikes.
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Yeppers. I had them….once! Lol Us girls would all cry. Lol
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