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Facebook ads. They’re never ending and annoying and I pay them very little mind.
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Yes, I like Hint water… but don’t need to see daily videos.
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And yes, those are some sweet shades I could easily see myself rocking next summer, but they don’t need to join the other 15 pairs I never wear in my junk drawer.
While I realize these ads are targeted to me specifically based on algorithms of my search history, every once in a while they surprise me.
As this one did the other day:
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Not being in possession of a pair, I assure you I have never actively searched for ball wash.
Trust me on this.
Of course since it popped up, I had to click. For research/ blog fodder purposes only you understand.
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Don’t be whack, GIVE A SACK.
There’s an ad slogan designed to burrow deep into your frontal cortex.
And while I admit I chortled over this, I’m not chortling now. Because you know what happens when you click on a Facebook ball wash product ad?
This:
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And this:
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I am now being inundated with less than helpful product placement.
Man meat.
What have I done!
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Now I’m imagining Bon Scott singing “But I’ve got the cleanest balls of them all!”
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And I’m glad I’ve never heard it. No one needs an ear worm like that.
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OMG! You’d never heard Big Balls before? It’s the best novelty song EVER!!!!
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I have not. And don’t intend to either!
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You know, ads will pop up based on conversations you have while you’re near your phone, too. They’re always listening…👂
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I stand by my statement. I’m not talking about washing my balls either!
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Why did you do this to me?
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Because I had to.
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I’m worried about liking this post. I never click on FB ads. But thanks for taking one for the team.
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I never do either, but I felt it was my duty as a dedicated blogger.
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What HAVE you done?????
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I’m almost afraid to check it today…
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Dr. Squatch? Ball wash? Thank goodness I don’t have a FB page. I shudder to think what ads would come up on mine…🤔.
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I think you owe it to your readers to find out.
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A bit ‘o Irish Spring and a gush of water, and I am outta here!
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But think what you might be missing…
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Maybe they are trying to give hubby a hint for every day he works in the barn(s)?!?!?!
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Hubby is not on FB… and to my knowledge has no problem that would require these products.
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Who wouldn’t want minty ball sacks?!
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I don’t know. They sound perfectly delightful…
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This post is ballderdash….not to mention sackreligious.
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Ha!
I can’t top those. So I’m not even going to try.
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