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This first one is sure to be a favorite on Valentines Day.
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Because nothing says I love you like petrified beef.
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Good God, do these things still even exist?
Please, for the love of all that’s holy… no.
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For when you really want to throw down like Hamlet.
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This.
This is really what’s wrong with America. We’re too damn lazy to sit up.
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Pfft. I call foul.
Everyone knows Alfred Von Wigglebottom wouldn’t be caught dead on anything less than Danish Modern.
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River's world..... 
LOL!!
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Seriously, the things people come up with….okay the jerky bouquet got me for a minute. But then I came to my senses….lol.
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I think we all know someone who deserves a bouquet of petrified beef.
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Love the Pet Sofa but it would have to be Purple and I need a bigger place!
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Or you could just get rid of your sofa and buy two of those…
😉
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I don’t have a sofa! I live in a small trailer and I refuse to get rid of my bed.
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Well, I can’t blame you there.
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How can she see past those honkers? 😛
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Ha!
You may have stumbled on the reason for the invention..
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I will take one of each—send via FedEx–my check is in the mail!!!
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The pet sofa and band aids look awesome, the rest, I don’t know…
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Those were my picks too ~ the “add insult to injury” angle of the band-aids might come in handy for certain bone-headed boo-boos.
The sofa looks sleek, perfect for most Wigglebottoms!
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Problem is most Wigglebottoms end up on the human sofa anyway…. and that little settee is too little for my wiggling bottom.
😉
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I’m in the camp that thinks the pet bed is pretty swell. (And Partner would risk jail time to get his hands on that.) But some of the other things? Proof that hell is full…
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If I were to invested in lazy glasses, I would also need a lazy book holder too.
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I’m sure that’s available.
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Isn’t insulting someone the thing that caused the bandages to be necessary in most cases?
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It’s a vicious circle.
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The vicious circle is a bite mark under the bandage.
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Ha! Ouch.
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I can assure you, there is NO way I am giving any family member or loved one a gift with the word “jerk” it it. Way too may intentions can be taken from that one word.
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A wise move. On every front…
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Please stop getting lost in the Amazonian shopping wilderness. There are some very dangerous products out there ! Find some nice pun sites instead. Haiku or anything that looks innocuous and mostly safe… Or some corn hole bean bags to use to throw at the barn roof. Oops did I say that out loud. Ixnay on the orncay agbay… hmm pig latin poetry. every darn word rhymes. if nothing else it will make for successful drinking games.
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I can’t help it. I see these things and they scream “Blog me”.
But corn hole bean bags? That’s brilliant! I’m off to Amazon to search.
You see how this circles back, right?
😉
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We all have a small part to play in the circle of life. Sometimes it is even the right part. Careful you could make someone miss an important pool shot !
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