Something to sink your teeth into.

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Let me preface this post by saying I’m a woman.

A woman who loves jewelry.

A woman who has drawers, boxes and yes even Tupperwares full of jewelry.

But no where in my vast collection of personal adornment will you find these:

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At first I thought this was a joke. I mean come on…

Great Grandma’s choppers are not the first bling I think of when I’m slipping on my little black dress.

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But apparently this is real.

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And more than a little disturbing.

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May I just say…

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Eww.

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Engagement rings?

No. For the love of all that’s holy…. don’t get down on one knee and propose with late uncle Ezra’s right rear molar.

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That’s just wrong.

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29 thoughts on “Something to sink your teeth into.”

  1. Years ago I had a friend who was a taxidermist and he showed me pictures what some people had done with their beloved body parts–if I mentioned 2 I would never stop blushing but use your imagination!!!

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