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For blog fodder research purposes if nothing else.
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I’m guessing they meant to say bad mood, but either way …. a screaming goat seems like the perfect companion to ride out the rest of this abominable year.
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A book of delightful goat facts? Perfect.
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Screaming goat placement is everything.
And hey, when you already have a flying poop drone…. a screaming goat doesn’t even raise eyebrows.
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The other product I might have to buy?
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A carbonated bubbling face mask?
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Show of hands…. how many people want to see that selfie?
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River's world..... 
I have a love/hate relationship with goats, but I want that screaming goat…
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As well you should. It’s delightful.
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The screaming goat has one potential great use for me. If the husband hates the sound, I just activate it every time he displeases me. That, or I put on the mask and make him look at me. Hideous.
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It’s definitely a win win for us.
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I’ll pass, but enjoy the goats and bubbles.
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Are you sure? We could start a long distance screaming goat chorus….
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How about a screaming MuMu to match your goat? This cat can belt one out.
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Sure!!!
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I’d rather have a real goat.
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Well, sure. Who wouldn’t? But this one won’t chew your bedroom curtains or poop on your couch… there’s something to be said for that.
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*Quietly leaves the page without making a noise – hands firmly at her sides *
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I’ll take that as a yes for the goat…
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Coming next: A SCREAMING CHICKEN!!!
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One can only hope….
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My dad loves goats and noisy anything. I’d put it on his Christmas list but I’m afraid it’ll find its way back to me via the kids. 😖
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So you can’t lose!
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Other than my mind you mean?!
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Yes.
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The screaming goat is a given must-have, sure, but I must admit to being even more enraptured with the carbonated face mask. So many devious plans are hatching in my mind as I type this…
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As always… I like the way you think.
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I’m getting that screaming goat for my youngest daughter for Christmas! When she was little, we used to watch screaming goats on YouTube. Look them up. Hours of entertainment.
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Oh, I have… trust me.
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Why was that thing calles a Poop Drone? Doesn’t look like the Poop things I’ve seen. Plus, it’s annoying. The screaming goat would be annoying too. I don’t need extra headaches.
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The drone looks exactly like this… 💩, with helicopter blades.
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Want to hear blood curdling shrieks? Take some teens phone away for a day, or push the “off” button on their video game while they are trying to kill “Zodor, the Evil Emperor of Quadova”.
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I have not had the pleasure, but I imagine the sound is similar, yes.
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Pretty sure I’ve made a few altered state purchases in my time, but never a shrieking goat. Sadly.
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There’s still time. Don’t give up…
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Does the flying poop drone drop little poop bombs?? Would be handy.
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It doesn’t. But if you find one that does, please let me know.
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👍🏼
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