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For all my pun loving friends..
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Egg yolks…. they don’t always crack you up.
This next one literally made me snort.
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Admit it, you want one.
Or six.
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We passed this little cutie the other day on a back road.
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Perfume…. that smells like gin?
When I have a few too many I tend to spill it on myself. Think of all the time that will save.
And finally…
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Oh sweet Jesus, no.
First kale killed the dinosaurs… and now my tomato wants a piece of me?
Stop the world. I want to get off.
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River's world..... 
For our egg friend, it seems to be ova…
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Well done sir.
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These are great. The tomato reminds me of the old B-movie “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”
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A classic!!
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Back in my early days of blogging, I had a few followers who were avid crocheters, and while none of them would have made….. those, they made me aware that there were people who did knit dildos. I can’t imagine they would…. um…. work.
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The less said about that the better. But no, I don’t imagine they would be very…. satisfactory.
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If you were a tomato, would you not be pissed if everyone kept calling you a vegetable when you were a fruit? Besides that, he was placed on a day old iceberg lettuce leaf.
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Iceberg lettuce of any age is enough to turn me homicidal.
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🤣😂🤣
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So is “someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah” a crocheter’s song ?
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By God, you may be right!
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Omelette the egg puns really sink in before commenting.
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I shell patiently await your comment.
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Those eggs, made me snort as well, then I saw that tomato and…..I laughed even harder! 🤣😂😆
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If those are Eggland’s Best, my puns don’t seem so rotten after all. 😉
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Don’t be so hard on yourself…. they’re all white.
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“Think of all the time that will save.” And money!!!
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That too. Although I won’t enjoy it as much….
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What an eggcellent blog post!
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Every now and hen I write a good one.
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Grandma needs some new glasses…
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Or a boyfriend, tough call.
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Hahaha 😂
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Now why did that tomato give me flashback to certain family reunions? Hmm. No wonder I moved away as fast as I could…
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Weaponized produce should be avoided at all costs.
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