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And it’s always bad at Casa River.
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Yesterday morning I saw that rat bastard red squirrel.
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She was running all over our roof and gutter probably looking for a way back into the house.
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I chased her off with the broom, but 10 minutes later she was back. She hung around for another half hour or so and for once….
I wish she’d stayed a little longer.
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Well, hello there.
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Your timing was awful, but please come back another day.
I have multiple squirrel recipes to share.
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River's world..... 
What? Marlin Perkins legacy …you want eaten????
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Just the red squirrels.
And in particular this one.
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Lady with a broom – bad imagery. We love our squirrels (gray and black, some with a touch of red) but we prefer them outside.
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I love greys, and they are always welcome.
The reds are so damned destructive it’s hard not to want them dead.
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If momma squirrel needs to be eliminated, so be it. She seems like a complete beeotch now 😈.
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She’s asking for it.
Truly….
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Ha!! So you do eat squirrels.
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I don’t! But I’m hoping that hawk will….
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In the end, squirrels and cockroaches will rule the universe …
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This is Maine… it’s too cold for cockroaches. Squirrels? They’re taking over as we speak.
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This is how all romance stories begin…
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No. No romance. When it comes to that little bastard red squirrel, I want blood!
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I’m not sure that’s a full-grown hawk capable of catching and carrying off the squirrel. It might be time to get out the shotgun and worry about collateral damage to the roof and gutter later.
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It’s a Coopers Hawk, they’re smaller but just as deadly.
👍
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You always make me belly laugh. I love the white squirrels in my area. They’d be your friend.
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White squirrels? Interesting….
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Yes…we have albino squirrels about 40 miles NW. The 6-7 we have here on the park aren’t albino. One is so pretty with her white body and gray tail! The guests and kids love them. I researched their type~but would have to read again.
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I’ve never seen one. Doubt we have them up here…
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She poses so cute for you on the gutter, and what thanks does she get? Luckily, only the good die young…
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We have lots of predators. I’ll find a hungry one someday….
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You should take a poll—who is on the squirrel’s side and who backs you–I vote for Mrs. Squirrel!!
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Anyone that votes for the squirrel will receive a pair in the mail.
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Have you ever considered a fake plastic hawk as a deterrent? Or would the squirrels take one look at it and burst out laughing?
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More than likely momma squirrel would poo on it.
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