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In what universe are these an acceptable substitute for Lays?
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Give me potatoes or give me death.
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Exactly!
And have you wandered down the bottled water aisle lately?
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One puts you to sleep, the other wakes you up.
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I bet this one makes you crave junk food, and I’m not talking about the beet variety.
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But is it?
Is it really….
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River's world..... 
I agree, all the other veggies are slackers, I mean seriously if you can’t make vodka then, pffftt don’t even try, lol.
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Radishes? Meh. No one ever did anything they regretted by consuming too many of those.
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Good Lord….
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It’s always an adventure.
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Where do you SHOP? The year 2050?
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Oddly enough, no. Just a grocery chain called Shaws…. but it’s in Maine.
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Hemp2? Sounds like an advanced macrame class. Pass me the twinkies and let’s do another granny overhand knot!
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Oh, you kids.
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“I bet this one makes you crave junk food” I don’t need fruit drinks to make me crave junk food–I crave it 24/7!!
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Have you seen the Neuro Sleep—wet dreams? It stays sold out.
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I hope you’re kidding, but these days anything is possible.
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I made it up, but it’s how I first read “sweet dreams” in the photo on your post.
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Hey, whatever gets you through the night.
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I like beets, but no thanks.
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I don’t want them in any form.
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It sounds like a double entendre for some reason with some of these snacks. Girl, you have too much time on your hands!
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You’re probably right, but if I see it… I have to share.
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Boxed water? Why is it better? Didn’t say Natural Spring or Electrolytes anywhere on the box.
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Because everything is in better in a box…?
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Naked beet chips? Think I’d rather try kale and fast-track towards extinction.
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They can have their quinoa and kale, but leave my chips alone!
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