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The construction and finish work on the Barn Mahal was finally done, so it was time for a major clear out.
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Giant piece of paint covered glass from the kitchen porch he replaced 5 years ago… which he’ll never use again but must be saved?
Check.
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The large wagon wheel frames my girlfriend gave me that I wanted to use as barn decoration?
Check.
But make no mistake, clear out does not mean throw out.
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It means stuffing things in every possible nook and cranny he can find.
Over the cars in the garage? Yes.
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In the newly remodeled and previously almost empty baby barn?
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Of course.
In the tiny room on the side of the wood shed?
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Naturally.
In the wood shed itself?
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Why not.
Those frameless doors he picked up at the dump because they’re free and he could?
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In between the motorcycles and covered with a dirty towel is the perfect spot.
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And lastly, things migrated upstairs in the barn itself.
Because, you know…. there’s soooo much room up there.
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And people wonder why I drink.
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Whenever you talk about this stuff, all I can think about is all the videotapes my dad kept of stuff he taped off tv. You know, so my mom would have an episode of Yan Can Cook from the 80s or Wheel of Fortune from the 90s to watch after he passed. Or how he kept all those 70s Better Housekeeping and Ladies Home Journal magazines. I guess he never considered the possibility that he’d outlive her.
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Sad part is, mine knows he probably won’t. He often asks me what I’m going to do with it all.
🤣
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I count three old miter boxes, a hand-powered drill press, and either get hubs to move a bit to the right, or tell me, is that a treadle lathe? I think you could turn the upper floor into a museum. Tour the museum, shoot a round of pool, see the red squirrel, feed the turkeys and have a drink in the porch. I’d pay for that experience 😏
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I believe there are 5 rusty mitre boxes, and yes. That’s a rusty lathe. He also has 4 rusty hand drill presses. As for the paid experience…. if you bring a slingshot and kill the red squirrel? I’ll pay you.
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Haha – I used to be pretty good with a slingshot. I stole dried chickpeas from my grandmother’s pantry to use as ammo.
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Please load up. She’s waiting….
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I don’t.
Wonder.
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I don’t wonder why you drink…😂
The wagon wheel is cool. I once saw someone use it to plant herbs into each triangle…kind of a nifty idea if you don’t use invasive plants like mint which would just overrun everything else.
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I have two of them, though Lord only knows where the husband hid them. I love the herb garden idea!!
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My mom suffered from the same ‘won’t throw anything away’ affliction. Her favorite line was “That might come in handy some day,” as she added another widget to the pile. We’re still working on the pile.
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When my mother died? She left me a life’s time supply of rubber bands. Because you never know when you’ll need 4,589 of them.
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Three lawnmowers. For those times when two is just not enough.
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There are actually 4. One for me, easy to start. One for the ditches, small and lightweight. One self propelled, for the hills. And of course… a spare. Then there’s the zero turn tractor. We take our lawn seriously.
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Or…and this what I did…replace all of that stuff with a nice lawn service.
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We mow almost 3 acres… in the summer every fifth day. When my husband had heart surgery 3 years ago I paid a service to mow it… twice.
I received a $700 bill.
The day we’re too old to mow? We’ll move.
😉
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No one wonders why you drink, but I do wonder how you can find your drink amidst all the clutter. I don’t blame you if you never put your drink down. If you did it might end up over the cars in the garage.
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You’re right. I do tend to clutch my drinks closely…. but only for self preservation.
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Mmmm–could he be a hoarder???
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Whatever would make you say that…?
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What is the collection on the top and 2nd shelf in the last picture? I think there are at least two of the exact same thing.
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If my husband is collecting it? There will be at least half a dozen of the exact same thing. Rusty useless tools are his specialty.
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That’s a whole lotta stuff that no one needs. But I did see something on Amazon today that you are going to want ~ How To Speak Chicken!
https://www.amazon.com/How-Speak-Chicken-Your-Chickens/
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Sorry that link didn’t work:
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It should not surprise you to learn I already own a copy. Matter of fact I blogged a couple of chapters last year…
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I thought you might have shared some insights from this book last year. In fact, that’s probably when I learned about your love of chickens.
Bwak. Bwak. Bwak. Bwak. Bwak.
(What am I clucking about? I’m just laughing out loud.)
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Just like a woman can never have enough closet space, your husband can never have enough space for his treasures. I see another barn in your future (or, with luck, just another big shed).
You heard it here first.
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Don’t make me unfriend you.
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This is just too MUCH, River. I’ve arranged for a plethora of medicinal liquors to be air-lifted into your compound Tuesday next. You’re welcome. Oh, and don’t bother to tip the helicopter pilot. I’ve already taken care of that, so don’t let him get shifty on you…
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Tuesday next? I’m not sure I can hold out that long…. but thank you for thinking of me.
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No wonder Red Squirrel Devil stores bits of fruit all around your place. She’s getting ideas from your husband.
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Good Lord, you may be right. He’s training her to hoard!
😳
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You should have your barns designated as a National History Museum. You might get federal funding…
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I doubt it would be up to regulation standards. That, and the high alcohol content would probably disqualify us.
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Paint that glass, frame it and put some lights behind it!
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Can’t. Because you know…. the husband might need it for something 12 years from now.
😒
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Why do you have so many lawn mowers? Wait…don’t answer that.
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Well, we do have a big lawn and mow just under 3 acres… but if you’re at all familiar with my husband’s hoarding tendencies it’s self explanatory.
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