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Disclaimer: I am not an egg fan. I cook with them but have never found them the least bit appetizing…. so my take on these products might be slightly skewed.
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Mr. Sneezy?
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No thank you.
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While this one doesn’t gross me out per se…
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They’re something about dropping a group of penguins in boiling water I just can’t get behind.
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Do we need to mold eggs?
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We most certainly do not.
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River's world..... 
Eeeeeeeewwwwww!
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I know!
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They come out of a chicken’s ass. No amount of dressing up or “creativity” can erase that fact.
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Exactly.
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Some folks just have too much time on their hands.
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And too many eggs apparently….
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Reminds me of the old days when mom would just boil a few penguins for breakfast…
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Nothing like moms home cooking.
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I like eggs, but all of these things are a hard NO.
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“Crack one egg in each eye”!? Is that like putting a slice of cucumber over each eye to prevent something or other????
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Yes. But worse…
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Your blog just cracks me up ( see the egg pun there? eh? eh?)
😂
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I was waiting for it….
👍
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I was so glad I got there first!
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Kudos!
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All so wrong on many levels but agree…something wrong with dropping penguins into boiling water! And the cats…SMH
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Disturbing to say the least….
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No. I rarely eat eggs unless they are in something like cakes or crepes. Lets keep eggs and cats separate, shall we?
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Agreed.
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I have a yolk no one needs, and this is it.
Sorry, but it could’ve been verse.
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You had to lay it on me, I understand.
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I have an egg mold, but it’s not shaped like a cat. Which begs the existential question: do I actually have an egg mold?
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You most certainly do not.
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No eggs? You’d make a terrible brunch partner.
By the way, I love Mr Sneezy. I’m going to buy it for my MIL now. Wonder if she’ll like it…
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Brunch is all about Mimosas and Bloody Marys…. I’m a delightful partner. As for Mr. Sneezy, I think it’s the perfect MIL gift.
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Nuh-uh. Brunch is about smashed avo and poached eggs. Mimosa is breakfast. You’ve got it all wrong!
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I don’t do avocado either…
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🤭 this is too much.
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And why I rarely do brunch.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Yup.
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